El Limericko

[kishkash]

Good Day!

I would like to say that i have something to contribute to the forum, as a society, but i think i should let you be the judge of that

Last night/early this morning...or should i say LATE this morning, under the influece of a drug called lack of sleep and severe...insanity..shall i say. My mind produced what i like to call limericks? of sorts. They are excellent markers as to my various stages of wakedness, the limerick getting more crappy as i get more sleepy.

So with u i share them. Most of the ppl in question have already had their say about what i produced, and if not, i hope no one gets offended (or should u be coz its all in good fun ).

Add ur own limericks as u come up with them. Would be kewl to have something on everyone in the forum...as a trubute

enjaw!

[p.s. not all limericks could be included here...as some were not rated PG - i.e. the dirty limerick. I seem to have more dirty than un-dirty limericks... ]

[kishkash]

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there once was a fella named freds
who liked to buy designer threads
he went to the store it was far from a bore
and now he has lots of debts

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there once was a girl called teeny
she sliced and diced her eeny weeny
she went to the doc with her dad and a cloth
and couldn't have relations with her beeny

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there once was a fella called philly
who liked to play with his willy
he would close his eyes, think of better times
and tug his boat to the image of yulie

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there once was a girl called Denial
who thought that the fellas were vile
she flirted with girls who had nice big pearls
and now she's chatting in style

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there once was a girl called Marie
who likened her name to brie
she thought that it stunk, and wanted some funk
and now everyone calls her Mad-dy

That's eet. Please send all gifts in the form of cash to my agent
LOL

[teeny]

there once was a girl called kakey
she did limericks that were really funny
thats why others wouldn't mind being her hunny
'cos that would make us really happy'

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there once was a girl called chef Chris
she was in love in a country named Sweden
and leaving in the summer to make it Eden
we'll say have fun and blow her a kiss

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Best I can do in between not doing my IT report

edit: Chef Chris added.. I better make me some dinner now

[shizzo]

There once was a papa named Loki
Whose jive self was down to da pokey,
He bounced his fly talk
To a hellatight walk
And ambled about like it AIN'T NO THANG.

[teeny]

there once was a guy called cniaju
he types more languages I ever will know
he has got a boyfriend named mr. Niko
and they’re both cute don’t you think, yo

[kr0k0]

I don't make limericks, but I remember one I liked very much:

There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke up in the night
In a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true

[denial]

Originally Posted by kishkash

there once was a girl called Denial
who thought that the fellas were vile
she flirted with girls who had nice big pearls
and now she's chatting in style

vile??

there once was a girl called Kishkash
who thought Denial hard to please
she tried hard with Maddy Mad Hatter help
but Denial decided to keep Kishkash KIV
I don't flirt!! I didn't! I didn't!

[taty994945]

LMFAO @ the philly one!!!

[kishkash]

Originally Posted by denial

I don't flirt!! I didn't! I didn't!

sure ... are u single? LOL

Originally Posted by denial

but Denial decided to keep Kishkash KIV

i don't follow :S

[denial]

Originally Posted by kishkash

sure ... are u single? LOL

I was just asking .. so I'll know ..

i don't follow :S

KIV = Keep in view ..

[kishkash]

O.o tis a nice one denial

u should write more poetry and stuff...post it in the island of the arts.

[denial]

Thank Kish .. sure I'll do that .. and you should too ... and thanks for writing lines on me .. I enjoy it actually .. ..

[rosh]

there once was a forum called tatysite
where people chose to play rather than fight
we get along real well
all the people are swell
and the addicts post to the threads day and night

[madeldoe]

LOL i jsut found this thread..and might i say

but what the hell? brie is a type of cheese!


lol *cough*ass*cough*


there once was an ass named kakey...

ill finish the rest later.