Funny/silly SMS messages

[luxxi]

OK, I posted this at, errrm, somewhere else , but folks there didn't find this funny so I'll try here, where people have sense of humour.

Anybody wants to post silly SMS messages they either got or send?

Here are 2 mine

We will now upgrade your brain. Searching... searching... searching... Sorry no brain found.

Next Saturday we will be filming documentary about beauties of your town so we kindly ask you to stay indoors. Thank you insert name of TV station here

[freddie]

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole.

Sex is like a revolution where only the innocent bleed.

I kill people for money, but you are my friend, I'll kill you for free.

Hello, u are the most sexy, intelligent, out-going person I kn.... oops sorry wrong number


If a big fat man comes in your room late at night and wants to pack you in his bag, do not worry.. I told Santa, that I want you for Christmas!

Frends are like stars... you don't always see them but you know they are there.


Luxxi are you sure this funny SMS thing is not done only in Slovenia?

[febrika]

if u need a fuck, u can count on me. coz fuck stands for 'friend u can keep'. so let's fuck forever!

an invention had been found that a psycho maniac use their thumbs to read sms. whoops, too late to change your fingers ..

[ypsidan04]

At My Age, Getting Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot
I Childproofed My House, But They Still Get In!
We Got Rid of the Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic

You Spend the First Two Years of Their Lives Teaching Them to Walk and Talk -- and the Next 16 Telling Them to Sit Down and Shut Up

(On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree
I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes
Cancel My Subscription -- I Don't Need Your Issues
I Took the Road Less Traveled, and Now Where the Heck Am I?
Live Your Life So That When You Die, the Preacher Will Not Have to Tell Lies at Your Funeral

It's My Dog's World. I'm Just Here to Open Cans
God Must Love Stupid People -- He Made So Many
I Have a Short Attention...
Protons Have Mass! And I Didn't Even Know They Were Catholic
My Back Goes Out More Than I Do
Your village called. They wanted to know where their idiot was.
Hold my hammer while I nail your girlfriend

[luxxi]

Some more T-shirts

front Brintey sucks back Chirstina swallows
FBI-Female Body Inspector
PETA-People Eating Tasty Animals
Will fcuk for beer (worn by guy)
I fcuk on first date (same as above)
back If you can read this the bitch fell off (worn by biker)

[QueenBee]

T-shirt one:

[Very small letters, on the back]:
If you can read this, you're standing too close, asshole!

[prostrel]

Cock and pussy were walking on the edge of the swimming pool. Pussy fell into water and cock laughed out loud. The moral of the story: the wettier pussy the happier cock.

[ypsidan04]

Originally posted by luxxi
Some more T-shirts


back If you can read this the bitch fell off (worn by biker)

On the back of a female biker - This bitch doesn't fall off.

(with a line going across near the bottom) - Must be this tall to ride.

(printed upside down) - If you can read this, put me back on my bar stool. (maybe Yulia should get that. )

[LenochkaO]

So how did the fool and his money get together in the first place?