Fortunately/Unfortunately -- The story of a talking pumpkin.

[Kate]

Offtop:
Sorry, I kinda got too bust playing NFSU2... And not to forget all the parties I have to go to in the evenings.
Fortunately, a new drug recently discovered removed both types of AIDS from FP and now he was dumb as a pumpkin again.

[crni]

unfortunately, he had nothing to do since he was dumb, so he got depressed

[Kate]

Fortunately, he got excited once he signed up for an audition for Vegie Idol.

[luxxi]

Unfortunately producers thought they weresigning up Cool Cucumber and didn't want to sign up FP.

[Kate]

Fortunately, FP decided to kill himself. End of story...

Seriously, I can't think of anything.

[luxxi]

Unfortunately he changed his mind

[Kate]

Fortunately, he got run over by a bus.

[luxxi]

Unfortunately it was small bus going realy slow

[Kate]

Fortunately, It was a heavy bus, so it's flattened FP.

[luxxi]

Unfotunately FP took air pump from his bag and pumped himself back to round shape.

[Kate]

Fortunately, he suffered severe internal bruising. <-- *evil laughter*

[luxxi]

Unfortunately this was a big turn on for him....

[Joopy]

Fortunetely he got over all of the suffering after 4 and a half years and was a healthy and happy pumpkin again.

[Talyubittu]

Unfortunately, he contracted crabs from a solarium.

[AshMcAuliffe]

fortunately P!nk was all too happy to relieve him of said crabs...

[openwithnotepad]

Unfortunately she accidentally relieved him of his kidneys as well

[AshMcAuliffe]

Fortunately Walmart started selling pickled hybrid kidneys which came in mighty handy

[pigeon309]

Unfortunately, he couldn't afford them.

[11Russia]

Fortunately got a lottery ticket and he won 1 million dollars

[AshMcAuliffe]

Unfortunately he was sent to jail for fraud