Corrupted wish game

[luxxi]

you get your wish two hot lipstick lesbians come to you and say "we wanted to have sex with you on Monday"

I wish my windshields wouldn't freeze every night

[Khartoun2004]

you get your wish but the rest of you car freezes instead and you can't get in

I wish I owned my own night club

[luxxi]

You get your wish but nobody wants to go there

I wish Anastacia would give me lap dance.

[Khartoun2004]

you get your wish but you cum all over her and she sues you for emotional damage

I wish it wasn't so cold here

[EeZeReal]

You get your wish but then the heat from the sun is so hot it burns everything in sight

I wish I was a little bit taller

Offtop:
(...I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good...I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.... )

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but it only lasts for a day untill you shrink so much that even Skee-Lo looks like a giant compared to you!
Offtop:
I thought I was the only person who remembers that song!

I wish I didn't have to work overtime this month.

[luxxi]

You get yur wish but you get fired.

I wish Neve Campbell would give me lap dance.

[Mossopp]

You get your wish, but before Neve can give you a lap dance you have to get one from Rosie O'Donnal, Roseanne Barr, Kelly Osbourne and Jackie Stallone.

I wish I had an expensive home in the west end of Glasgow.

[spyretto]

You get your wish but your mother comes to live with you


I wish I were a a professional sports player and made shedloads of money.

[QueenBee]

Offtop:

Originally Posted by EeZeReal

(...I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good...I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.... )

I was singing that to myself (in my head ) the other day.

You get your wish but after 2 months you slip away from the spotlight and your 15 minutes of fame, get a gambling addiction and lose all your cash! Sorry.

I wish I was alot better at school.

[luxxi]

You get your wish but are beaten for being a nerd.

I wish Anastacia would fall madly in love with me.

Offtop:

Originally Posted by Mossopp

You get your wish, but before Neve can give you a lap dance you have to get one from Rosie O'Donnal, Roseanne Barr, Kelly Osbourne and Jackie Stallone.

I wish I had an expensive home in the west end of Glasgow.

It would be worth to wait.

[spyretto]

Offtop:
I already have a gambling addiction and I can't say I lose money...on the contrary

You get your wish but this is the second time Anastacia is involved in a wish. So she dumps you after 2 weeks for a woman

I wish it was spring permanently

[luxxi]

You get your wish but it rains constantly.

I wish I'd get better comp.

Offtop:

Originally Posted by spyretto

You get your wish but this is the second time Anastacia is involved in a wish. So she dumps you after 2 weeks for a woman

As long as I get to watch.

[marina]

You get your wish but...it may make you look like a half bald ,sexually frustrated & perverted internet geek , more downloading naughty pictures at night..


I want to own a chain of restaurants

[luxxi]

Youi get your wish but it consists of two hot dog kiosks.

I wish I could speak more languages.

[nath]

You get your wish but the langage added to your brain is the deaf and mute langage
I wish I could spend all my life close to my baby...

[luxxi]

You get your wish but the baby needs constant diaper change.

I wish I could fly

[nath]

You get your wish but you meet Anastacia practicing her favourite hobby: Ball Trap...
I wish I could share ...Chocolate Mousse....

[luxxi]

You get your wish but you share it with a person with severe case of herpes.

I wish I could sing

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but you are forced to join Peter Andre's backing band.

I wish I had a backstage pass for the MCR gig on Monday.