Corrupted wish game

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No, it was about her car You beat me to it, bastard

[EeZeReal]

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I edited the post back there btw

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You get your wish, but then with your new phone lots of random people show up on the line during your conversations, talking to other people, so it's one big confusing mess... plus, everybody else can hear your conversations as well

I wish I could know how to make the perfect apple pie

[luxxi]

You get your wish but you can't make it

I wish I wouldn't have to shave

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You get your wish, but when you're stopping the hair growing process with laser, your skin gets burned and you get a huge scar

I wish the theater play I'm doing was actually was actually funny, since it's supposed to be a comedy

[luxxi]

you get your wish but audience thought it's a trgedy and will throw rotten tomatoes at you

I wish I could see dead people

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You get your wish, but then you get freaked out because when you're doing intimate stuff, they're all around staring at you

I wish I could eat fettucine alfredo tonight

[luxxi]

You get your wish but then her husband walks on you.

I wish I could watch two lipstick lesbians having lots of hot lesbian sex

[EeZeReal]

You get your wish but your tv blows out

I wish I had a different voice

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You get your wish, but then you start sounding like Cindy Lauper

I wish I'd have a powerful video camera

[Khartoun2004]

you get your wish, but the battery only last for 2 seconds fully charged

I wish I had a monkey

[luxxi]

You get your wish but it's 200kg gorilla with PMS

I wish I would undestand women

[Khartoun2004]

you get your wish but soon realize you've been turned into a women

I wish some people would grow up and stop spreading STD's around for the fun of it

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but crabs are more prolific than ever!

I wish I was in a famous, credible, and well-respected rock band.

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You get your wish, but you end up being hooked on heroin like the rest of the band, and pretty soon you OD and die.

I wish I could be at the right place at the right time.

[luxxi]

You get your wish but it's exactlly the time big rock hits that right place.

I wish I could get lots of hot sex with sexy, single women

[Khartoun2004]

you get your wish but they are all bad lays

I wish I could visit every major city in the world

[luxxi]

you get your wish but you get mugged in every one of them.

I wish I'd get a job in which I would earn a lot of money for doing nothing.

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Better bad lay than no lay

[Khartoun2004]

you get your wish but you get really fat and ugly because you never leave your seat because you spend the whole day on this forum

I wish I was Yulia's fingers...

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very true luxxi. a bad lay is better than no lay at all

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...not Think of how many time I'd have to stroke Pasha's dick if I was Yulia's fingers

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday