Post ur fav quotes HERE:)

[Gutter Flower]

Go on...don't be shy

[Mossopp]

"A true friend stabs you in the front"
- Oscar Wilde

[ypsidan04]

If everyone who had a gun just shot themselves, there wouldn't be a problem. - the late George Harrison

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - George W. Bush

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton (I like the man, but thats pretty stupid)

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery

A sign in a restroom in a London office: "Toilet is out of order. Use floor below".

"When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results" - President Calvin Coolidge

"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face instead of me" - Actor Gary Cooper on his decision to reject the lead role in Gone With The Wind

"Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans" - Governor Alf Landon on the U.S. presidential campaign trail (no, it wasn't G.W.B.)

"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery" - Supermodel Beverly Johnson's unique plea for everyone to join in the battle against poverty.

"So they're homophobic? They are offended by same sex intercourse, and normal intercourse. What do they want us to f**k? Animals? Trees?" - A member of another forum I go to, talking about Ultra-religious Christians.

[madeldoe]

"doh!" - homer simpson

[alight]

"thou blind fool, what dost thou to mine eyes
that they behold, and see not what they see
they know what beauty is, see where it lies
yet what the best is, take the worst to be" - shakespeare

[taty994945]

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want - Spice Girls

[febrika]

A dream is a wish your heart make.

-cinderella-

[Dent]

if you know both the enemy and yourself, you will fight a hundred battles without danger of defeat; if you are ignorant of the enemy but only know yourself, your chances of winning and losing are equal; if you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will certainly be defeated in every battle. - Art of War, Sun Tzu

[luxxi]

"Go tell the Spartans, stranger passing by, that here, obedient to their laws, we lie." Written on monument for those fallen at Thermopylae

"Come and get them." King Leonidas at Thermopylae when Persians called on Spartans to lay down their arms

"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled
for a reason." Jerry Seinfeld

"I am surrounded by priests who repeat incessantly
that their kingdom is not of this world, and yet they
lay their hands on everything they can get." Napoleon Bonaparte

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am
a vegetarian because I hate plants." A. Whitney Brown

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but
most of them pick themselves up and hurry
off as if nothing had happened." Winston Churchill

"Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny." Heinlein

"People are more violently opposed to fur than
leather because it's safer to pick on rich women
than biker gangs." Anonymous

"Tell Sorge to stop overreacting. War with Germany woun't break out before 1944." Stalin, 21.6.1941

"He has never been known to use a word that might
send a reader to the dictionary." William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions
come from big words?" Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"What the fcuk was that?" Major of Hiroshima, 6.8.1945

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember,
amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic." Anonymous

"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green
meat, that's REALLY BAD for you." Tommy Smothers

"You have won... We have defeated the rebellious Dudayev regime" B. Yeltsin, Grozny 28.5.96

"Well done. You have defeated us in the air. Now we meet on the ground."
D. Dudayev's telegram to commander of russian air force after destruction of chechen planes prior to 1994 war

[QueenBee]

Dream as if you'll live forever - live as if you'll die today - Probably Ghandi or something

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile

IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

Should I smile 'cause you're my friend, or cry 'cause that's all we'll ever be?

You laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs

[coolasfcuk]

Originally posted by QueenBee
IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

... ok, I will not listen to your quote Q and post this:

'Who's your daaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy?!?'

[zebu]

Legum omnes servi sumus, ut liberi esse possimus. i think it's Cicero (we are all servants of the law so that we can be free)

Multitudo non est sequenda. (the majority should not always be followed)

Exegi monumentum aera perennius
Regalique situ pyramidum altius,
Quod non imber edax, non Aquilo impotens
Possit diruere aut innumerabilis
Annorum series et fuga temporum.
Non omnis moriar, multaque pars mei
Vitabit Libitinam
-Carmina (III, 30, 1) Quintus Horatius Flaccus
( I have reared a memorial more enduring than brass, and loftier than the regal structure of the pyramids, which neither the corroding shower nor the powerless north wind can destroy; no, not even unending years nor the flight of time itself. I shall not entirely die. The greater part of me shall escape oblivion)

[luxxi]

"Enjoy your breakfast lads, for we will dine in Hades". King Leonidas on last day of battle of Thermopylae

"We always owe to our country. But there are moments in the life of a nation in which the motherland owes to her children, and these are such moments" Iranian president Bani-Sadr, 29.9.1980

"Imagine the silence that would descend on world if people would talk only about things they know." Anonymous

"This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning"Winston Churchill

"What General Weygand called the Battle of France is over. I expect that the Battle of Britain is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilization. Upon it depends our own British life and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age, made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will say, 'This was their finest hour'."
- Winston Churchill, June 18, 1940

"Never in the field of human conflict, was so much owed by so many to so few" Winston Churchill 20th July 1940

"Careful, chaps, the PM has seen our mess bill" Squadron Leader Michael Crossley DFC, DSO, C/O of 32 Squadron, 20th July 1940

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

[madeldoe]

"your all the same because you all try to be different"

"[State-run] education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed." -Joseph Stalin

[Disengage]

This is taken from the book "Disorder in the Court". Its a book of real things people said in court and was published by court reporters...

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

I find that amusing seeing that I plan to attend law school in 2 years. I'm sure freddy will like this, too.


Some others:


"I've been stabbed in the back so many times I don't have any skin, but that's just the way it goes"
"Is evil just something you are or something you do?"
"Beware, I bear more grudges than lonley high court judges"

-Morrissey quotes, and I could probably think of at least 50 more Moz quotes that I love.


"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." -Oscar Wilde


"Come all over my face!" -YULIA (hehe I love taking it out of context like that)

[taty994945]

"Come all over my face!" -YULIA (hehe I love taking it out of context like that)

She really said that?

[EeZeReal]

Pfffft you guys are soooo immature

I have a mate who actually says that and means it like that

Errrm

"Got 20 ways to tell you 'shut the fcuk up!' 19 of them are 24 bars long, the other one goes "SHUT THE FCUK UP!!!'" - Aesop Rock

[Disengage]

"I'm so sick of the future" -me

[kishkash]

<-- remembers a thread like this before *shrug* ah well ... time for new ones

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

[Dees]

"Everyone's acting!"