As said by Britney Spears

[coolasfcuk]

don't you think I'd be crushed by those gigantic implants she has?

you call those gigantic you must not have seen what gigantic boob implants are
besides... getting a boob job done is not that big of a deal, esp for someone like her - whose career depends mainly on image

[cirrus]

Originally posted by darje
O_o This might not have much to do, but now I wonder: did Britney Spears finish senior high?

Yeah, in small town Louisiana. That's close to Alabama. No offense to Alabama, since I'm right next to it (Georgia).

Britney didn't know who sang "I love Rock and Roll".
"Uhhh, I love that song! It's so great! I just lloooovveee Pat Benatar!"

It's by Joan Jet. Britney later went on to do a cover version...

[Kappa]

Yeah, sure she loves that song.

[coolasfcuk]

Yeah, sure she loves that song.

just as t.A.T.u. love HSIN by 'The Smiths'

rewatch/re listen to all your t.A.T.u. files, you will know what I am talking about

[protoman2k1]

I also taught Pat Bennator, sang that song

[raven ryuu]

Britney vs. Jessica thread now huh? From what I've read in these posts, I think Britney wins by a landslide. I haven't seen more Jessica moments yet...maybe she can catch up

[cirrus]

raven ryuu, have you seen the Jessica Simpson "Newlyweds" show? It's full of her stupid moments.

Hear's a bit:

So we relish Jessica's whiny, spoiled-brat inability to pick up after herself. We delight at Nick having to put up with her pestering him about how he spends too much time with his brother Drew. Mostly, we laugh at what spectacularly stupid thing Jessica will come up with next. She doesn't realize that "Chicken of the Sea" is not actually chicken. She always thought "platypus" was pronounced "platymapus." She thinks buffalo wings are made from, well, buffalo.

The rest is here

I don't think Britney is very funny. In fact, she kinda gets on my nerves.

[kishkash]

OMG lol...i remember seeing that chicken of the sea.

She was just sitting there munching, then all of a sudden she's all like "i know this is fish...but is it chicken?" (like THAT makes sense ). Nick looks like he's about at the end of his rope in the next scene.

I honestly dunno what happened there...
*cough*trophy*cough*

but hey...she might not know a lot about the world (or much else)...but she might just be a really deep thinker ya know...like ... erm ... yah whateva

[russkayatatu]

Originally posted by QueenBee
Oh, d'you know what she said?

"I like going to countries oversea, like Canada."

QB, I thought that was said by George W. Bush?

I guess there are a lot of these phrases around, attributed to whoever people think is "dumb"

[goku]

I can see where a lot of her seemingly unintelligble questions come from. When thinking "i know this is fish...but is it chicken?" she might have been thinking that vegetarians don't eat meat, and that chicken is meat, so fish is chicken.. OK nevermind I don't understand how she thinks, haha..

But I do think that everyone has a right to their own believes of what their heaven is like, no matter how childish or simple it may seem.

[coolasfcuk]

But I do think that everyone has a right to their own believes of what their heaven is like, no matter how childish or simple it may seem.

exactly...
but you know, people are hypocritical creatures..... it's demonstrated all the time...

[taty994945]

I agree with goku. No one knows what happens after death...

[raven ryuu]

thanks for the link to that Newlyweds article cirrus. I posted about the Chicken of the Sea and Buffalo Wings incidents in the first page of this thread hehehe
I get MTV 2 weeks later out here on Guam, but I saw the preview for the episode of Jessica's 23rd birthday. She says something like this (while talking on a cellphone):
"I'm 23, which is almost 25, which is almost mid-20's"
So...25 is not mid-20's? What's mid-20's then? 29?

[taty994945]

eeerrr...but i thought 25 was mid-20s. whats going on here?

[denial]

Originally posted by raven ryuu
thanks for the link to that Newlyweds article cirrus. I posted about the Chicken of the Sea and Buffalo Wings incidents in the first page of this thread hehehe
I get MTV 2 weeks later out here on Guam, but I saw the preview for the episode of Jessica's 23rd birthday. She says something like this (while talking on a cellphone):
"I'm 23, which is almost 25, which is almost mid-20's"
So...25 is not mid-20's? What's mid-20's then? 29?

I don't understand your joke ... so I had to laugh at you

[spyretto]

If I had a crush on Britney, don't you think I'd be crushed by those gigantic implants she has? No, I don't. :P

show me one who hasn't got them !

[raven ryuu]

According to Jessica Simpson, being 23 y/o is almost like being 25 y/o. And being 25 y/o is ALMOST mid-twenties. Let's see...from what I've learned in math, 25 is in the middle...between 20 and 30. That would make it mid-twenties wouldn't it?
I don't know how else to explain it, but it's funny to me

[goku]

Originally posted by spyretto
show me one who hasn't got them !

Exactly, spryetto. Isn't it sad now, that girls without them are rare and hard to find?

[denial]

Originally posted by raven ryuu
According to Jessica Simpson, being 23 y/o is almost like being 25 y/o. And being 25 y/o is ALMOST mid-twenties. Let's see...from what I've learned in math, 25 is in the middle...between 20 and 30. That would make it mid-twenties wouldn't it?
I don't know how else to explain it, but it's funny to me

..is that it? ...now I'm laughing at myself ..

For you ..

[spyretto]

As far as I'm concerned Britney Spears scores a total ZERO in terms of musical innovation...not that I follow her career at all but she's such a predictably manufactured icon

Exactly, spryetto. Isn't it sad now, that girls without them are rare and hard to find?

Lena is naturally "gifted", and I don't think that Yulia's frame can support them so they're pretty safe...