Fun with sex toys

[haku]

Sex toys became a hot topic in the L Word thread so here you go.

Here you can discuss about dildos, masturbators, strapons, love dolls, butt plugs, etc… anything regarding sex toys and their use (pictures of sex toys are allowed).

[coolasfcuk]

... ah, sex toys ... girls's best friend (and guys?... ok, maybe the fags)
ok, i will be back to comment more later, but good job haku... but really, why is it that I associate sex toys with girls (of any kind) and gay boys more than str8 guys - is it just me?its not like there arent enough toys for guys ... now that i think about it....

...oh, and i am not a fan of the funky colors, like a neon pink dildo, but at the same time i dont want hairy balls one (like on that L word) either .....

...there, I started first, maybe other people would say things......

[haku]

Originally Posted by coolasfcuk

but really, why is it that I associate sex toys with girls (of any kind) and gay boys more than str8 guys - is it just me?its not like there arent enough toys for guys ... now that i think about it....

Well, straight guys are more reluctant to using sex toys than girls and gay guys, mainly they buy masturbators or sex dolls and that's about it.

Plus, a lot of straight guys feel threatened by dildos, dildos are bigger and last longer than any men, so they feel that they can't compete with dildos and that their women are going to replace them by dildos.

Something i copied from a web site that shows the male anguish about women using sex toys:

Do women even need men for sex, anymore?
After all, vibrators are perfect, right? The lady gets to choose the size she wants, so it’s definitely long enough and thick enough to please her. It has either battery power or electric power, so it’s always ready for action and can perform all night long until she is satisfied. And the lady is in control of it, so it will definitely find all of her hot spots and operate at the optimum depth, speed, and rhythm. It will definitely satisfy her where we can only wonder if we are satisfying her, right? How can we compete with that?

[taty994945]

Just wondering, are there any virtual blowjob devices available? My friend wants one, not me.

[haku]

Originally Posted by taty994945

Just wondering, are there any virtual blowjob devices available? My friend wants one, not me.

Yep, blowjob simulators do exist.

Here's a site with lots of sex toys, and the blowjob simulators are here.

You also have this product that is very popular, it's more a masturbator than a blowjob simulator but that's one of the most enjoyable sex toys available for men at the moment.

[taty994945]

Originally Posted by haku

You also have this product that is very popular

Hey, that sounds nice! But it looks like you have to do some work.

[madeldoe]

absolutely hilarious! aaah you guys are such good times! haha

[coolasfcuk]

Originally Posted by madeldoe

absolutely hilarious! aaah you guys are such good times! haha

*raises eyebraw* .. and you? You just come, make a smarty comment and laugh..... now SHARE! :gig: LoL

[teeny]

Originally Posted by coolasfcuk

*raises eyebraw* .. and you? You just come, make a smarty comment and laugh..... now SHARE!

Well, I'll write a comment then..
*out of words*
Ok, think I'll just read and learn for a while

[KillaQueen]

O-M-G, you guys are totally crazy!
Well, as i said in the L Word thread, me and my girlfriend are only curious to enter a sexshop, but not necessarily buy anything. You see, we're not into toys... i guess... And to quote her: "Sweetie, i don't want anything looking like a dick in our bed" YES, MA'AM! She's da boss Anyhow, what we'd like to try (or me especially) are the flavoured lubricants.. Not that we need any.. It's just that I'd be curious to try how it is doing it with strawberry flavour or something
Ooooooo, we're dirty

[coolasfcuk]

Originally Posted by teeny

Ok, think I'll just read and learn for a while

so you are like Dana then, T? You'd go to the store and think that the butt plug is a tiny dildo? .... so did you see those LARGE fists in your sex shops? Im sorry, but kinkiness has its limits... that whole arm that i saw was just

edit: Killa, .. you're gonna be in trouble now!

wait, no one is shared about whips and chains? ... oh and feathery things! ...oh, and my gay friend doesnt miss to show me all the new things he gets every summer i see him .... ... gay guys are def kinky!

[teeny]

Originally Posted by coolasfcuk

You'd go to the store and think that the butt plug is a tiny dildo?

No, I know what a butt plug is..

One of the funniest I've seen so far - I think the tagline goes something like "Rub my duck"

[KillaQueen]

Originally Posted by coolasfcuk

so you are like Dana then, T? You'd go to the store and think that the butt plug is a tiny dildo?

I saw the clip and it was priceless!!! Alice and Dana are sssssoo funny!

Killa, .. you're gonna be in trouble now!

Am I? Why?

Peeps, don't you think we should like put a rating on the thread? like 18+ or something?

[coolasfcuk]

ok, i def CANT open this at work (hey, forum is NOT blocked today!) ... but I also cant stand the dildos that have ANIMAL heads to rub your clit .... little bear or a mouse! yeah, thats so sexy.....
...oh, and i have a funny story from last summer when my and that gay guy went into the sex shop (small sex shop), so we were the only customers and the woman working there was JUST like the one in the L Word.... and trying to be so helpful and explaining everything with such detail ...me on the other hand was provoking it, as i kept asking questions on purpose! .... im sorry, but sellers in sex shops are so...

[teeny]

Originally Posted by coolasfcuk

...me on the other hand was provoking it, as i kept asking questions on purpose!

I would rather hope for clear instructions on the back or so

[KillaQueen]

Chris, you're mad !!! You have me in stitches here

[haku]

Originally Posted by taty994945

Hey, that sounds nice! But it looks like you have to do some work.

Well yeah, you have to do the motion. The flesh-like silicon sleeve can be warmed up before usage so it feels pretty close to the real thing, either you lie down comfortably and you move it with your hand, or alternatively you can put it between two pillows and you hump the pillows (that's tiring but some guys love the humping).
The Fleshlight masturbator is definitely the best one out there, every guy should have one in his nightstand.

If you really don't wanna do anything, you need a blowjob simulator with an integrated viibrator, like this one for example, all you have to do is slide in, turn on the vibrator, and good things happen.

Originally Posted by coolasfcuk

but I also cant stand the dildos that have ANIMAL heads to rub your clit

Haha, yeah, what's that about I could also say the same thing about those animal sex dolls I'll pass, i'm not into humping sheep.

Originally Posted by KillaQueen

Peeps, don't you think we should like put a rating on the thread? like 18+ or something?

Nah, it's ok, it's just toys, plus a warning would attract people even more, and we don't have many people left on this forum anyway, and most of them are adults.

[QueenBee]

Butt plugs!

[teeny]

Originally Posted by haku

and we don't have many people left on this forum anyway, and most of them are adults

and too late anyway, cos qb arrived

[Crampaholic]

EW