Fortunately/Unfortunately -- The story of a talking pumpkin.

[Kate]

Since the last round of the game was a lot of fun, I though we can start another one!!

The Rules:

I'll start by saying:

Tanya is a very nice girl.

The next person will say:

Unfortunately she doesn't have a brain.

3rd person says:

Fortunately there is a new medicine that can help her.

Unfortunately it's very rare...

Understand? Keep alternating between Unfortunately and Fortunately. And stick to the story, don't start a new one suddenly, ok?

Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a talking pumpkin named Funky Pumpkin and he decided to travel around the world.

[crni]

unfortunately, he hadn't got a car and since he was a pumpkin he couldn't get into any form of public transportation, so the trip got canceled

[QueenBee]

Fortunately he realised he had a brain even though he was a pumpkin and decided to hide in someone's bag while they were boarding a plane.

[crni]

unfortunately, he got travel sick and puked his guts out in the man's bag...

[Kate]

Fortunately, however, since he was a magic pumpkin, it didn't bother him that much.

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly it bothered the owner of the bag very much.

[Kate]

Fortunately, he was hungry, so he ate Funky Pumpkin's guts without touching the Funky Pumpik himself.

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly he was alergic to pumpkin guts so he died.

[QueenBee]

Fortunately Funky Pumpkin didn't give a damn so he nicely rolled off the plane that had landed in another country.

[Kate]

Unfortunately, the country was rather an island full of pumkin-eating beasts.

[luxxi]

Fortunatly pumpkin camouflaged himself into a carrot.

[Kate]

Unfortunately, he was too fat for the carrot constume, so he popped out of it in the middle of a pumpkin-eating festival.

[luxxi]

Fortunatly he quickly started eating pumpkins so they left him alone.

[Kate]

Unfortunately, Funky Pumpkin felt like a cannibal and needed weeks of therapy after he miraculously escaped the country.

[QueenBee]

As a request of katbeidar...

Fortunately he recovered from his trauma and decided to change his life and become a better pumpkin.

[Kate]

Unfortunately he was seduced by a sexy watermelon girl that same day... he was a baaaaaaaad pumpkin that night. Lol.

[luxxi]

Fortunatly watermelon thought he was good because he was baaaaaaaaaaaaaad:

[Kate]

Unforunately Watermelon wasn't looking for a lasting relationship...

[luxxi]

Fortunatly neither was pumpkin

[Kate]

Offtop:
I just knew you would reply that!! Lol.

Unfortunately, that same day Funky Pumpkin recieved a phone call from his lawyer and was told that he needs to get married in the next 5 days in order to recieve 1 billion dollars he inherited from his grandfather.