Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[Crampaholic]

I heard that haku was a cheap swinger who only sleeps with old and saggy ladies

[Unplugged]

Someone told me that Crampaholic was seen walking in pain with her legs wide open, but they say this time the pain wasn't from cramps!

[Mossopp]

Someone told me that staringelf likes to alphabetize his Beanie Baby collection while dancing to 'The Cha-Cha Slide' and wearing nothing but leather chaps and tassles.

[Tom Violence]

Word has it that Mossopp has three copies of every *Nsync album. One to play every day, one in case her original copy wears out, and one which she always keeps with her in an acrylic pink bum bag 'for emergencies'.

[Unplugged]

According to sources, Tom Violence has borrowed all of Mossopp's N Sync albums to dance and sing along to them naked, every morning, so he goes to work with a smile on his face

[Kate]

If I remember correctly, Miguel dated Pamela Anderson while she was on her secret vacation in his country.

[Unplugged]

They say Kate's housekeeper is addicted to S&M sex and was caught fooling around with Kate's gardener wearing handcuffs and a leather thong

[Crampaholic]

I heard that miguel loves to have sex with girls who wear eatable undies

[Unplugged]

I heard Crampaholic likes to have sex with vegetables

[Kate]

I heard that Miguel doesn't like to have sex at all.

[Unplugged]

I heard Kate likes tender kisses on her buttocks

[Kate]

I heard that Miguel likes to lock himself in his closet and practice his evil laughter - "Mmmmwaaaaahaa-haa".

[Mossopp]

I was told that Kate likes to dress up as a pantomime cow and eat liquorice allsorts while watching old episodes of 'Dawsons Creek'.

[teeny]

sources says that mossopp can quote all the dialogs in the very same episodes of Dawsons Creek, and does so as often as she can

[haku]

I heard that teeny has on her computer a collection of naughty pictures of hot girls wearing caps and nothing else.

[teeny]

if only that one was true

I've heard that haku being a redhead admirerer is actually just a cover up for him prefering blonds

[zebu]

teeny has all walls of her room covered with posters of westlife members in real size

[teeny]

lately zebus cd collection has been growing on a daily basics.. it now features the full discography of artists like Madonna, Enigma, various french songs and Bowling For Soup. "Better to be prepared" she is quoted saying

[Mossopp]

Don't dis Bowling For Soup. I saw 'em live last week and they OWNED!

Anyway, I was reliably informed that teeny has an extensive collection of Teletubbies merchandise and listens to 'Teletubbies Say Eh-oh' every morning when she wakes up. Apparently she has adopted it as her personal theme song.

[teeny]

I don't really need to start a rumour about mossopp.. the fact that she seems to know a telebubbies song is bad enough..

didn't diss Bowling For Soup.. just seem to remember them being mentioned in the thread I was talking about