Belgium NEE party leader promises 40,000 blowjobs

[haku]

The leading senate candidate of the NEE party in Belgium has found an efficient way to get votes in next month's election.

More posters here.

[QueenBee]

She gets my vote

[the unforgiven]

omg! this is both insane and hilarious
hahahaha Belgium rocks, politic is always "fun" over there

[haku]

I'll copy here the terms of services coz it's just priceless.

Blowjob Request Form

Terms of Service

1. Acceptance of Terms
NEE and Tania provide blowjobs (Services) to those who request them, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"). Your use of the Services in whole or in part constitutes your binding acceptance of these TOS. If you do not agree to these TOS, you should not use the Services. Some Services may be subject to additional posted rules, policies and terms. When you use those Services, you and Tania shall be subject to those additional conditions, which are incorporated by reference into these TOS (and, consequently, form part of your agreement with us).

2. Description of Services
The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

applicants must be 18yrs old or above
condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

5mn is more than enough if she's good at it (which i suppose she is), and the rest is fair.

[the unforgiven]

Originally Posted by haku

We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

40 000*5 = 200 000 minutes
she deserves the honors of the lollipop girls unite lol *applauses*

[Станко394]

hahahahaha

OMG, world definetly gone mad
I would vote for her ;D

[dradeel]

I'm totally signing up for this

... or should I? It sounds so doubtfully.

Edit: Okay, I signed up right now. Let's wait a week and see what happens

[Khartoun2004]

That is fucking hysterical. I'm sending it to all the guys I know

[Talyubittu]

Effing hilarious! lmao!

Offtop:
love the avatar queenie - they had an amazing performance

[dradeel]

So then... the lucky ones getting blow jobs have been picked out. And no, I'm not one of the lucky 40 000 ... but there were some more than 100 000 that had signed in, so the chance of getting picked out was fairly big (if it wasn't all a scam that is).

Instead I got the link for a video where this japenese girl made an "imaginary" blow job and saying a lotta things. First it's sexy-talk, and at the end she's joking about Bush... Hehehe. The only good thing about is that she's talking japanese, which it's extremely hot. But other then that it's not much too it.

Here's the vid!

[Amy_Lee_Rocks]

haha, wow, people should do that here..lol

[u2kforever]

I'm the only guy on earth who dont like oral sex haaha.

So i will pass on this, however i would like to meet her, but not for the reasons which she is giving. She just seems like a very cool person to hang out with.

[aboekje]

OMG, I'm Belgian and this is the first time I hear about this.

[taty994945]

Pretty lady, please suck my dick. I need it badly. I would vote for you if I could.

[Rachel]

What is the world coming to? Maybe that was the wrong choice of words..

[haku]

Man, i got rejected too, no blowjob for me.

And she took her sweet time too considering i applied when i created this thread and only got the rejection mail today.

[Amy_Lee_Rocks]

Originally Posted by haku

Man, i got rejected too, no blowjob for me.

And she took her sweet time too considering i applied when i created this thread and only got the rejection mail today.

You have to be picked? lol
I dont think thats fair...

[haku]

I got a new mail from Tania Derveaux today

Hey there, I just wanted to send you all one last mail to thank you and to respond to everyone asking about the elections here in belgium. NEE got 0.3% but because of you signing up for the blowjobs parody NEE has become an internationally known concept. Thanks!

So, what am I doing now? I'm working on a new project, a movie. It's going to be something very unique and I'm looking for someone to play the role of my sex partner.

You can find more info, see the video auditions and apply yourself here: http://www.movielol.com/casting/

Greets,
Tania


(you will receive no further e-mails unless you subscribe on movielol.org)

[dradeel]

Originally Posted by haku

I got a new mail from Tania Derveaux today

I got the same thing. Hehehe. This is actually getting more and more interesting "Intellectual porn" was it? Hehe.