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06-10-2003, 09:41 | #1 |
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Amusing Lyrics Club!
Seeing that there's already a Happy Love song's club, I thought, what the heck, let's open something new. Right now I have no amusing lyrics so I'll post something tomorrow, but if someone wants to go ahead and make the first worthwhile post, go ahead!
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06-10-2003, 10:02 | #2 |
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Well, I find this song VERY funny...
Pussy by Lords of Acid I wanna see your pussy - everybody says it's nice Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too You wanna play with pussy all the time To hide that kinda pussy is a crime You say your pussy's clever and so slick But I think that your pussy's kinda sick I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean I bring my pussy everywhere I go To watch my little pussy is a show You say your pussy's clever and so slick But I think that your pussy's really thick She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat So lay your little pussy right next to mine You can bring her over round dinnertime My pussy is the hippest thing around She's always been the talk of the town You say your pussy's clever and so slick But I think that your pussy's mighty thick (miauw, baby) I wanna see your pussy show it to me Let me see your pussy show it to me Show me your pussy show it to me I wanna pet your pussy show it to me |
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06-10-2003, 10:05 | #3 |
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kool thread! :P
Boyzvoice - What's happening To My Body? na na na nanana na na what's happening to my body na na na nanana na na what's happening to my body listen everybody, 'cause I know what it means to be livin' on the planet as a boy in the teens it really isn't easy turning into a man cause pu-ber-ty is part of the plan you get pimples in your face and braces on your teeth and your first pubic hair is growing underneath your voice is crackin' up'ah you're feeling kinda silly when you're standing in the shower lookin' down at your willy, going... na na na nanana na na what's happening to my body na na na nanana na na what's happening to my body among the girls and the boys the boys develop later there's a girl in your class but you don't dare to date her so you're sad and surprised when it comes to your knowledge she's already bangin' boys who go to college so the most exciting moment of your life in the teens is going down to Narvesen look for dirty magazines realizing this is not the time for you to start dating you spend the weekends home alone masturbating, going... na na na nanana na na wat's happening to my body na na na nanana na na what's happening to my body you're lucky to be young, free and single that's what people imply the fact is you're feeling more like young, dumb and shy you don't dare to smile you don't dare to speak you don't dare to dance with a girl cheek to cheek and if you have a shower after gym with your class you're hiding in the corner showing nothing but your ass and it really takes an effort preventing an erection when the high school nurse does a testicle inspection so listen, every parent as we're finally concluding horny, shy and ugly makes it easy to be rude so please forgive your son if he seems to mis-behave coz' he might have cut some pimples while he was trying to shave respect his need for privacy its best left unsaid if you catch him with a pile of toilet paper underneath his bed instead you better tell him about the bee and the flower so he won't have to spend his life masturbating every hour |
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06-10-2003, 10:06 | #4 |
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You just gave me my idea for tomorrow, Sullen.Kloun.
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06-10-2003, 10:19 | #5 |
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I could post more LoA lyrics, being that they happen to have several amusing song, but I'm such a lazy girl... So, just click here and you'll get to read them.
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06-10-2003, 14:15 | #6 |
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Great idea for a thread! I'd love to post something but all the funny lyrics I know are slovakian. I'll try to come up with something.
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06-10-2003, 18:31 | #7 |
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'I Wish I Was A Girl' - by Violent Delight
I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit I only have a dick that's quite hairy My ass is too, that's kinda scary I wish I was a girl I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain Being a guy can be really boring And cross-dressing just isn't my thing Some people think I might be gay But I don't swing the other way I just wanna be a girl so damn much To feel my clit as it gets......... But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time I'd get a better job when performing 69 Cos being a girl would be so cool Cos when you cum you don't leave a pool Why wasn't I a girl? Why wasn't I a girl? Why wasn't I a girl? WHY?!?!? |
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06-10-2003, 18:42 | #8 | |
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You brought a smile and a hella lot of laughing to my overworked afternoon Mossopp [edit:] Can't seem to kazaa it...u got a mp3 u could send me plssss? |
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06-10-2003, 19:08 | #9 |
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Alanis Morissette, Forgiven
You know how us Catholic girls can be We make up for so much time a little too late I never forgot it, confusing as it was No fun with no guilt feelings Th sinners, the saviours, the loverless priests I'll see you next sunday We all had out reasons to be there We all had a thing or two to learn We all needed to cling to So we did I san Alleluia in the choir I confessed my darkest sins to an envious man My bothers they never went blind for what they did But I may as well have In the name of Father, the Skeptic and the Son I had one more stupid question What I elarned I rejected but I believe again I will suffer the consequence of this inquisition If I jump in this fountain will I be forgiven We all had delusions in our head We all had our minds made up for us We all had to believe in soemthing So we did I know this song isn't supposed to be funny but I find it that way. Speciall part about simple motions. |
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06-10-2003, 20:27 | #10 |
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Chris T-T - 'Can't Stop Dreaming of Injured Pop-Stars'
Lisa from steps, she's the one with the dark hair Curled up in a ball at the bottom of the stairs With the blood congealing all down her sleeve I think she severed an artery Jon Michael-Jarre is tied upside-down If he pissed himself he'll probably drown Got his head in a hole and his legs in the air And no-one cares I saw it all happen I was there all the time But it wasn't me I can watch it in slow-mo but I cannot ever move Because it's just a dream Fuck me, it's Celine Dion Strung up in the forest with nothing on Quick! Climb the tree there's a noose around her throat Get it off, or she'll never sing another note Cliff Richard is nailed to a cross with Lou Reed's head stuck up his arse and Estefan crying on the livingroom floor but she isn't really injured at all Hey look! A shadowy figure Running away from the scene And in my sleep I made a villain To wipe out the music scene Can't stop dreaming of injured popstars Get them out of my head somehow One by one the popstars get cut down Cher is there with battery acid in her hair And Bob Dylan has a fork stuck up his nose All around Wales the bands are on fire As the flames lick higher they run from their homes It only took one match to burn down Kelly Jones And it's Michael Gambon! It's Michael Gambon! I saw his face Cleaning all the shit-pop from the human race Chris T-T - 'Drink Beer' Beer is a potion of radical charm Use it with care and it will save you from harm It can be a solution, it can be a good friend A loyal companion that stays to the end Here is a warning: sober isn't fun You're a gutless little nothing til you get at least one Pint of beer in your belly and a head full of ideas The beer anchors down your fears Drink beer, and you'll be alright Drink beer, every day and every night When the world is giving you a heavy old time Drink as much as you can and you'll be fine Kids! Stay in school, get a decent education You'll need a steady job to pay for lubrication Everybody searching for a reason to continue Well the world is less rubbish with a cold beer in you So if you're down and you're heading for a fall It is better to have died of drink than never drunk at all Lean on beer, when you're not strong We all need some beer to lean on. Drink beer, and you'll be alright Drink beer, every day and every night When the world is giving you a heavy old time Drink as much as you can and you'll be fine Drink beer, and you'll be ok Drink beer, every night and every day... In the wilderness with fear in my soul I had empties all around me but I'm taking control I went to town, got my money from the bank Then I went down to the wetherspoon's... And drank. Drink beer, and you'll be ok Drink beer, every night and every day Keep your eyes on the prize at the bottom of the glass And drink it down fast, drink it down fast Drink beer, and you'll be alright Drink beer, every day and every night When the world is giving you a heavy old time Drink as much as you can and you'll be fine Half-Man Half-Biscuit - 'Vatican Broadside' The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope And the Pope said to his aide... Who the fucking hell are Slipknot - Who the fucking hell are Slipknot - Who the fucking hell are Slipknot - In relation to me getting out of bed? |
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08-10-2003, 01:34 | #11 |
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okay these may be a tad bit vulgar, but i find them highly amusing
Put It In Ya Mouth - Akinyele Intro: my baby left me, left me sad and blue I didn't know what to do and then I met his best friend and he took me to his house and I said...I said... (what you said baby) let me tell you what I said Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth I said my muthafuckin mouth I mean her muthafuckin mouth Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth my muthafuckin mouth Verse You wanna go down why not I be like Herbie and han you a cock and tell you that my name is AK get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin if your not down to go low >deep in my mouth I'm all about mouth fuckin only if you down for dick suckin if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin and fuck chap sticks I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks for your chapped ass lips >down in my mouth creamin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them with an erection like injections fuck it I be druggin them numbing up your tonsils like ambesol anesthetic cummin down your throat like chloraseptic no time for apologin..girlfriend if you..... swallowin{gurgle}....gagolin I'm givin bitches permanent beers put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs in your mouth Put it in my mouth Put it in your mouth I said my muthafuckin mouth I said your muthafuckin mouth or you can just eat me out or I can just eat you out you can eat me out yeah, whats that all about Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it baby, slurp it up, its enough to fill your cup its finger lickin good and Im wishin it would go down kinda slow or even fast I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue In the crack of my ass, just eatin me-nigga goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat and you can e a t m e o u t but put it your my mouth put it in your mouth I said your muthafuckin mouth I said your muthafuckin mouth and you could just eat me out what do ya choose to lick you could eat me out pussy or dick? put it in your mouth people through out the world I said your muthafuckin mouth man it's your pick put it in my mouth what do ya choose to lick put it in my mouth pussy or dick? I said my muthafuckin mouth people through out the world just put it in my mouth yeah it's your pick muthafuckin mouth what do you wanna lick and you could just eat me out pussy or dick? in my mouth people through out the world put it in my mouth its..your..pick..hah baby-baby in my mouth its your pick..pick let me go down uhh, uhh people through out the world Ho - Ludacris (Chorus) Hooooooooo (Ho) Youza Hoooooo (Ho) Youza Hoooooo (Ho) I said that youza hooooo (Ho) (Repeat 1x) (Ludacris) You doin ho activities With ho tendencies Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies With ho energy to do whacha do Blew whacha blew Screw whacha screw Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel? Hotel everybody, even the mayor Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya Come on playa once a ho always And hos never close they open like hallways An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too (chorus x2) (Ludacris) Cant turn a ho into a housewife Hos dont act right Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been? Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again Its a ho wide world, that we livin in feline, feminine, fantastical, women Not all, just some You ho who you are Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar hos by near, an hos by far Ho! (But can i getta ride?!) NO! (Cmon, nigga why?!) Cuz youza (chorus 2x) (Ludacris) You gotta run in your pantyhos Even your daddy knows that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o's You hos are horrible, horrendous On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents I see tha ho risin it aint surprisin its just a hoasis with ugly chicks faces but hos dont feel so sad and blue cuz most of us niggaz is hos too (chorus x2) (Ho) Muthafuckas im so tiired of yall niggaz always talkin bout hos this, hos that, you tha muthafuckin ho nigga I wasnt no ho last night (Pimp) Ho, bring yo ass! (Ho) Ok, hold on |
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08-10-2003, 02:27 | #12 |
Gaga ftw!
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Both Hands by Ani Difranco
i am walking out in the rain and i am listening to the low moan of the dial tone again and i am getting nowhere with you and i can't let it go and i can't get through... the old woman behind the pink curtains and the closed door on the first floor she's listening through the air shaft to see how long our swan song can last and both hands now use both hands oh, no don't close your eyes i am writing graffiti on your body i am drawing the story of how hard we tried i am watching your chest rise and fall like the tides of my life, and the rest of it all and your bones have been my bedframe and your flesh has been my pillow i am waiting for sleep to offer up the deep with both hands in each other's shadows we grew less and less tall and eventually our theories couldn't explain it all and i'm recording our history now on the bedroom wall and when we leave the landlord will come and paint over it all and i am walking out in the rain and i am listening to the low moan of the dial tone again and i am getting nowhere with you and i can't let it go and i can't get through so now use both hands please use both hands oh, no don't close your eyes i am writing graffiti on your body i am drawing the story of how hard we tried hard we tried how hard we tried I love just about all of Ani Difranco's songs. She's my hero. |
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08-10-2003, 04:41 | #13 |
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This one's good - if you've ever wanted your friends mom.
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom Stacy, can i come over after school? (after school) We can hang around by the pool (hung by the pool) Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip) Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip) You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see Stacy's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want and I've waited for so long Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom Stacy's mom has got it goin' on Stacy's mom has got it goin' on Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn) Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on) I could tell she liked me from the way she stared And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" And I know that you think it's just a fantasy But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me Stacy's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want, and I've waited so long Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom Get ready for some wierd... Nina Hagen - Antiworld Once upon a time When Jesus was walking down his way on Earth He met this man who was possessed by a demon! And Jesus asked the man: "why do you speak so funny, and why do you behave like that?" And the man said: "Well Jesus, because I'm possessed by a demon." "GO OUT!" Jesus said. And the demon went out into the pig... And the pig was rrrrrruning away... Screaming... And the man was free. Do you see? "If you only could believe," Jesus said. "Everything is possible for those who believe..." Crazy German 80s Punk Icon, Nina Hagen. You've gotta hear her talk like the possessed man. Hilarious. Don't worry about the Christian thing - this song is wierd! |
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08-10-2003, 21:43 | #14 |
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'Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny' - by The Bloodhound Gang
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog, Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg, Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God, Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog, Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down, But baby your black box is the one that I found, I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money, Then she grabbed me by the ears and said "kiss me where it smells funny!". So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes, I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes, She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied, She's thinking "holy mackerel!" I'm thinking "tuna on the side", There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose, Cause the 'Scent Of A Woman' is like rotten tomatoes, Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be, Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny! Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base, I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes, Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties, And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the Seafood Shanty. |
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Hrmmm... funny lyrics, funny lyrics... Well, to truly enjoy just how funny this song is, you should see the VIDEO... < laughs like mad thinking about it >. This is a Christain Rap Song, and was not intended to be funny... but, it's just hilarious in how horrible it is: T-BONE - Ride Wit Me: Who this rapper tryin to step to me Talkin bout you ain't really bout that ministry Child please, we's them G's on them knees Preachin from California to the Florida Keys, we be Slangin the WORD, while they smokin they're herb And dippin 64's, hittin switches on the curb Then swerve back in place, bump that bass Wit that sanctafied sound produced by that playa Chase Like Mase, "Im fittin, makin ya feel so good" When I bump this gospel music in your hood, Inglewood West Covina, Pasadena, then take it to my gente, in Puente I can't forget about all my patnas in the 415, 510, 916 Make them chips, we stick together like cement and bricks Now just bounce to this playalisctic Boneybone hit Dip bounce, side to side And come ride wit a play from that killa Cali westside Pyscho, westcoast, rider, music For you and all your dawgs to ride to Shh, ain't not talkin, while I'm puttin demons in coffins Dippin in the Cadillac bumpin Dawkins and Dawkins Got me wrapped up, tied up If you love Cali, playa throw the Westside up now watch me ride like them hell's angels In them Harleys, or them cowboys wit the blue wranglers Swingin ther lasso, screamin wild wild west Cuz where I'm from, you need a bullet prrof vest Smoke the what for your stress Nah dawg, hold up, wait a minute Cuz ain't no high unless the Holy Ghost ain't rolled up in it I get drunk in the spirit on a day to day basis And preach the WORD, to my patnas catchin cases Racist clicks too, piru flamed up in blue Crips too, God wanna bless you 2, 3, 4 and 5, now close your eyes And bump this in your ride while you glide and... I just can't stop, makin suacy gospel hip hop Fittin do this, til the day that I drop Like Tupac, "who do you believe in" I put my faith in God, blessed to be breathin Preachin to the heathen, buckin them demons Oh what a feelin, got the crowd screamin Dancin on the ceilin So hate if you wanna man, say what you say But gospel rap wit Bone is like LA wit out a Dr. Dre Or Sway without Tech, catchin wreck Or these Californias streets without a ghetto vet It ain't happenin, Bibles I'm still packin them And jackin demons wit them 44 magnums < laughs like mad > |
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09-10-2003, 01:03 | #16 |
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I don't remember where the heck I heard this song, but the lyrics crack me up!
I Must Increase My Bust - Lords of Acid Do that dance I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) I've got to admit I'm obsessed by tits I've had this problem since I was a kid I used to look up to my Auntie Marie Because she had big tits hanging down to her knees Her nipples were poking right out of her gown If boobs could be wings she'd be flying around As I grew older I made up my mind I'd get me the biggest ones I could find Do that dance I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) Do that dance I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) My ass just got bigger and my boobs stayed the same I had to do something cause I was ashamed I filled up my bra with melons and see I looked like a faggot, a vamp in 3-D The trick with the melons, a shot in the eye Not long did I wait to catch the first guy But of course I forgot that melons do rot I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up Do that dance I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) I got a new plan, the idea is real cool I decided to go to a gymnastics school There I found out that I'm not alone Suffering from this flat-chested syndrome So when I wake up or go back into bed I remember the wise words that my teacher said, "If you want your man to drown in your lust, You must, you must, increase your bust." Do that dance I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) Do that dance I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) |
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09-10-2003, 02:12 | #17 |
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Cows With Guns
By Dana Lyons [font=Arial]Fat and docile, big and dumb, They look so stupid, they aren't much fun... (Cows aren't fun.) They eat to grow, grow to die, Die to be et at the hamburger fry... (Cows well done.) Nobody thunk it, nobody knew, No one imagined the great cow guru... (Cows are one.) He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal, He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal... (Cow Tse Tongue.) He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred, He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd... (Cow doldrums.) He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die. Cows gathered around, 'cause the steaks were so high. (Bad cow pun.) But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate, Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate... (Cows are bummed.) He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy, No one suspected he was packing an Uzi. (Cows with guns.) They came with a needle to stick in his thigh, He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye. (Cow well hung.) Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door, Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor. (Run, cows, run!) He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay, "We are free roving bovines, we run free today!" We will fight for bovine freedom, And hold our large heads high. We will run free with the Buffalo, or die... Cows with guns. They crashed the gate, in a great stampede, Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed. (Cows have fun.) Sixty police cars were piled in a heap, Covered in cow pies, covered up deep. (Much cow dung.) Black smoke rising, darkening the day. Twelve burning McDonalds, "Have it your way..." We will fight for bovine freedom, And hold our large heads high. We will run free with the Buffalo, or die. Cows with guns. The President said, "Enough is enough! These uppity cattle, it's time to get tough!" (Cow dung flung.) The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief. Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef. (Cows on buns.) The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed. They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay. (Cows out gunned.) The order was given to turn cows to whoppers, Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers. But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers... Came the deafening roar of chickens... in choppers. We will fight for bovine freedom, And hold our large heads high. We will run free with the Buffalo, or die. Cows with guns.[/font] --- Some would argue this is my theme song. *Cackles.* ~Echo. |
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10-10-2003, 03:04 | #18 |
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Nelly - Ride Wit Me - I like this. It's only pseudo-rap - if you're not into most rap, you might like this. Hope you don't mind some of the language.
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!) If you wanna go and get high wit me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!) [Verse 1] In the club on the late night, feelin right Lookin tryin to spot somethin real nice Lookin for a little shorty hot and horny so that I can take home (I can take home) She can be 18 (18) wit an attitude or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude Boo, as long as you a thicky thicky thick girl you know that it's on (Know that it's on) I peep something comin towards me up the dance floor Sexy and real slow (hey) Sayin she was peepin and I dig the last video So when Nelly, can we go; how could I tell her no? Her measurements were 36-25-34 Yellin I like the way you brush your hair And I like those stylish clothes you wear I like the way the light hit the ice and glare And I can see you boo from way over there [Chorus] [Verse 2] Face and body front and back, don't know how to act Without no vouchers or boozers she's bringin nuttin back You should feel the impact, shop on plastic when the sky's the limit and them haters can't get past that Watch me as I gas that, 4.6 Range Watch the candy paint change, everytime I switch lanes It feel strange now Makin a livin off my brain, instead of 'caine now I got the title from my momma put the whip in my own name now Damn shit done changed now Runnin credit checks with no shame now I feel the fame now (come on), I can't complain now (no more) Shit I'm the mayne now, in and out my own town I'm gettin pages out of New Jersey, from Courtney B. Tellin me about a party up in NYC Can I make it? Damn right, I be on the next flight Payin cash; first class - sittin next to Vanna White [Chorus 2X] [Verse 3] Check, check -- yo, I know somethin you don't know And I got somethin to tell ya You won't believe how many people, straight doubted the flow Most said that I was a failure But now the same motherfuckers askin me fo' dough And I'm yellin, "I can't help ya" "But Nelly can we get tickets to the next show?" Hell no (what's witchu?!) you for real?! [City Spud] Hey yo, now that I'm a fly guy, and I fly high Niggaz wanna know why, why I fly by But yo it's all good, Range Rover all wood Do me like you should - fuck me good, suck me good We be no stud niggaz, wishin you was niggaz Poppin like we drug dealers, sippin Crissy, bubb' mackin Honey in the club, me in the Benz Icy grip, tellin me to leave wit you and your friends So if shorty wanna... knock, we knockin to this And if shorty wanna... rock, we rockin to this And if shorty wanna... pop, we poppin the Crist' Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist City talk, Nelly listen; Nelly talk, city listen When I fuck fly bitches; when I walk pay attention See the ice and the glist'; niggaz starin or they diss Honies lookin all they wish - come on boo, gimme kiss Willa Ford - I Wanna Be Bad Oh, I, I, I I wanna be bad with you baby I, I, I, I I wanna be bad with you baby Do you, understand what I need, need (from you) Just let me be the girl to show you (you) Everything that you can be is everything that I can be I wanna be My turn Let me let you know that I can (I can) Promise that I won't do that So boy, save it 'til my place cause you make me wanna loose my head I wanna be bad You make that look so good I got things on my mind I never thought I would I,I wanna be bad (bad) You make that feel so good I'm loosing all my cools I'm about to break the rules I,I wanna be bad I wanna be bad with you baby I, I, I, I, I wanna be bad with you baby What's up? Tell me what you do honey To teach me All you want is me but I, So whatcha other girl gonna see from messin' around with me When your hanging with me Should I boy Tell you what I got is what you want? Tell, tell me boy want me boy? Oh No one does it like me I wanna be bad You make that look so good I got things on my mind I never thought I would I,I wanna be bad (bad) You make that feel so good I'm loosing all my cools I'm about to break the rules I,I wanna be bad I wanna be bad with you baby I, I, I, I, I wanna be bad with you baby I wanna be bad with you baby I, I, I, I, I wanna be bad with you baby I wanna be bad You make that look so good I got things on my mind I never thought I would I,I wanna be bad (bad) You make that feel so good I'm loosing all my cools I'm about to break the rules I,I wanna be bad Barenaked Ladies - Get in Line Everywhere I go someone’s tryin’ to be my girlfriend’s best friend I’m tryin’ to pretend I’m relaxed but I’m playin’ castanets with my knees I try to be cool and give her space But a guy’s always there ready to jump right up and take my place Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me. Everybody open you’re mouth Everybody just say ahhhhh (ah ahh ahh ahhhhh) Everything will be all right If you play along Everywhere I go there’s someone in a trench coat staring at me When I’m not at home I’m sure someone’s rummaging through my trash Whatever could they want from me Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy? I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash. Everybody open you’re mouth Everybody just say ahhhhh (ah ahh ahh ahhhhh) Everything will be all right This won’t hurt at all Everybody get in line Everybody turn and cough (cooouuuggghhh) Everything will be all right If you just lay off Dictate a memo to myself Try to find if I’m the only one in complete health Consult contemporaries if there’s some to see There really isn’t anyone who’s in my league Every night at elaine’s someone thinks they have to find beyond me I try to take three deep breaths as I lock and arm my mini-van Everyone says I’m looking great But it’s hard to stand-up let alone to try to concentrate I wish that everyone that I knew hadn’t sold out to the man Everybody open you’re mouth Everybody just say ahhhhh (ah ahh ahh ahhhhh) Everything will be all right This won’t hurt at all Everybody get in line Everybody turn and cough (cooouuuggghhh) Everything will be all right If you just lay Everything will be all right If you just lay Everything will be all right If you just lay off |
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10-10-2003, 06:38 | #19 |
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Are there any Primus fans out there? I'm not myself but I know they had pretty bizarre lyrics.
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11-10-2003, 00:28 | #20 |
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"Friggin' In The Riggin'"-By The Sex Pistols
It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, ya shoulda seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis The captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel sh*t From one place to another [Chorus:] Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was f*ck all else to do The captain's name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon Ten times a day he'd stop and play With his f*ckin' organ The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ he was a trooper. He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor [Chorus] The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy Till they crushed his c*ck on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy The cabin boy was Flipper He was a f*ckin' nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper [Chorus] The Captain's wife was Mabel To f*ck she was not able So the dirty sh*ts, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water And by her squeals we knew the eels Had found 'er sexual quarters [Repeat Chorus to Fade] A lovely sea shanty that. |
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