Fortunately - Unfortunately

Kate · 03-07-2004, 00:15

Fortunately, though, Simone took part in a scientific experiment (cuz there was nothing more worth while for her to do) and was literally frozen for 1000 years. So she was happily reunited with the love of her life, the Pope.

forre · 03-07-2004, 00:20

Unfortunately during the unfreezing process something went wrong and she had to undergo a painful plastic surgery to reconstruct her appearance.

Kate · 03-07-2004, 00:27

Fortunately in year 3004 plastic surgery was very advanced and cheap, so for 50 cents she got a face lift and they even threw in free breast removal. (In year 3004, men found women with no boobs sexy.)

forre · 03-07-2004, 03:40

Unforunately the Pope wasn't much excited about this new tendency of 3004 and got a heart attack.

nath · 03-07-2004, 06:15

Fortunately, Simone have learnt to communicate with Dead People ...She wrote a new book about this subject...and one night , she thought she was "speaking" with her Lovely Pope but , indeed , she was speaking with her new future love : Garfunkel!.....who has the same voice and Frequence than the Pope...

freddie · 03-07-2004, 07:16

Unfortunately Garfunkel was gay as well (yes there were gay people in heaven as well!

) and witheld his long lasting passionate affair with Paul Simon from Simone.

Kate · 03-07-2004, 07:31

Fortunately, Simone decided that she needed a break from all the sex she's been having, and was the first woman to not have sex in Heaven. (Yes, sex was a holy act before The Bible was published and brain-washed people that sex was sinful... so God decided that Heaven should be a place where people can have sex without being ashamed.)

nath · 03-07-2004, 07:40

Unfortunatey, Simone felt suddendly she wanted to have a baby!!!....How to get a baby without having sex?.....and unfortunately too, she was allergic to the clinical treatement to get a baby with an artificial way !!!

luxxi · 03-07-2004, 11:48

Fortunatlly God decided to pulla another one of those immaculate conceptions He is famous for and Simone got pregnant after all

nath · 03-07-2004, 11:58

Unfortunately, Simone lived her pregnancy in horrible moral conditions!!!! All the paparrazi wanted to know what will be the Family Name of the Future baby...and if Simone will marry with the Father of her baby before or after the birth!....All the tabloïds of the world showed pictures of pregnant Simone on their covers....she was surrounded, assaulted by the Heaven & Earth press and near the nervous breakdown!!!!

luxxi · 03-07-2004, 12:29

Fortunatly her lawyers decided to sue any newspaper that took photos of Simone so soon she was rolling in money

nath · 03-07-2004, 12:42

Unfortunatly, as she was rolling in money , Simone had to pay a lot , a LOOOOOTTT of taxes to the State.....so as she was very exasperated by this system, she decided to exile in Monaco or in Switzerland. But her plane was diverted by hijackers and it arrived at Pygmés' Land !
PS: We forgot to precise that Simone was 1m85 without heels!....

Edit: I don't know if the english translation of "Pygmés" is correct: a tribute of very , very short men & women(size) living in the African forrest..

Unplugged · 03-07-2004, 13:40

Fortunately, she offered to have sex with the Pygmés and after that they released her and she went to exile in Monaco, where she started to look for a high-society icon who could get her into the classy parties and yacht trips.

crni · 03-07-2004, 13:46

unfortunately, in one of her yacht trips, she was so drunk that she fell of a yacht and almost choked in the sea...

Unplugged · 03-07-2004, 13:51

Fortunately, a young lesbian mermaid was underwater and rescued her. From that day on, she secretly went sailing alone on her small boat to the location of the mermaid, where she would dive and then make out.

crni · 03-07-2004, 14:04

unfortunately, she found out later that she was actually straight so she broke up with the mermaid...

Unplugged · 03-07-2004, 14:30

fortunately, she found a rich high-society music producer called Manollo who offered a record deal to sing about gay love between mermaids, in the project t.M.L.t.M. (this Mermaid Loves that Mermaid)

nath · 03-07-2004, 14:50

Unfortunately , I was a "FLOP"!!......an echec....because in the same time , on the tv, there was a serial about the "Odysseus of Ulysse" with Bruce Willis in the role of Ulysse...so EVERYBODY was warned about the danger of the Mermaids songs...and they all had cork in their ears...so nobody could listen the Song about the charm of Marmaid voice from Simone ! ...and no cd was sold!....

crni · 03-07-2004, 15:16

fortunately, it's better that way because the cd was the ultimate music trash so the ears of the potential listeners were preserved somewhat healthy

luxxi · 03-07-2004, 15:22

unfortunatly when you played your CD back you heard location of sunken ship with pirate gold so nobodsy heard that