Q & A game (Part 3)

[Unplugged]

A: Well, The Sims 2 of course

Q: Yours?

[luxxi]

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (Alien Crossfire expansion pack to be precise)

Q
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right"? Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

[crni]

a: cause that would probably lead into a fight... a physical encounter

q: would you say a) or b) ?

[luxxi]

I say c) on principle.

Q
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always
manage to knock something else over?

[Unplugged]

A: Cause you're naturally clumsy?

Q: When was the last time you decided you should move away from everything and start over like Gauguin?

[luxxi]

Never

Q
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

[Unplugged]

A: Generally, yes

Q: What would you do if you woke up one day and had a fat old lady lying next to you naked?

[luxxi]

Pinch myself to wake up from this nightmare.

Q
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

[QueenBee]

A: Because we're stupid and never satisfied.
Q: Are you all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed?

[Unplugged]

A: Mixed up - a little. Cornered, never! Rushed... not really

Q: What was the last naughty thing you did?

[luxxi]

Asked two women dancing in a club if they have a room for me as well.

Q
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

[Unplugged]

A: Father-in-laws are boring

Q: How come you never hear brunette jokes?

[luxxi]

Sure you do. They are in featured in blondes jokes.

Q
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

[Unplugged]

A: I don't have a wife, but anyway, I think you should ask for advice, but only when you ran out of possibilities

Q: Have you ever ordered stuff from teleshopping shows? If so, what?

[luxxi]

Q
If at first you don't suceed should you give up skydiving?

[Unplugged]

A: Well, I don't think there's any other choice left, is there?

Q: How are you?

[luxxi]

Q

[Unplugged]

A:

Q: Did you see the MTV Europe Music Awards 2004 (also known as "MTV USA Goes to Europe Awards")?

[luxxi]

Only Anastacia's performace

Q
U?

[crni]

a:

q: what's on tv?