Q & A game (Part 2)

[luxxi]

3 days

Q
Why do parents foce their children to eat vagetable?

[coolasfcuk]

A: cause veggies are so delicious ... besides mine never forced me

Q: when you fly (esp long flights) - window seat (for better view) or isle seat (for easier bathroom break)?

[taty994945]

A: because they dont want their kids to get constipated
A2: the window seat...gotta have the view!

Q: whats worse diarrhea or constipation?

[Lux]

staringelf, are you flirting with me? you obviously havent seen what i look like recently.

A: constipation cause with diarrhea at least something comes out

Q: skirts or shorts?

[taty994945]

A: skirts

Q: have u ever called a bomb threat?

[luxxi]

No, but had test postponed due to one.

Q
Ever sent somebody flour hoping they will think it's anthrax?

[Unplugged]

A:

Q: What does "regozijo" (portuguese word) mean? :
A) "pleasure"
B) "ejaculation"
C) "repression"

[coolasfcuk]

A: no, i send them antrax hoping they would think its flower
A2: knowing you, staringelf, Id have to guess 'b'

Q: who's your daddy?

[taty994945]

A: my daddy is a lowly pimp...i think u asked this question before, and i answered it too!

Q: do u pronounce taty as tartee?

[luxxi]

Q
Why would anybody pronounce taty as tartee?

[coolasfcuk]

a: absolutelly not! but Cyrillic is my alphabet as well, maybe thats why
A2: cause thats what english speakers wanna do ..... go figure them out

Q: how many glasses of water do you drink per day?

[taty994945]

A: because they are used to it
A2: probably 2 or 3

Q: how bout tatu as tartoo?

[luxxi]

Q
Are there too many people posting in here at semae time?

[Unplugged]

Originally Posted by coolasfcuk

A2: knowing you, staringelf, Id have to guess 'b'

WRONG! It was A) - pleasure

A: YES

Q: Ever seen your grandma naked? Would you like to?

[taty994945]

A: no no

Q: am i gonna go to sleep now?

[luxxi]

Q
Should I wait this clears a bit?



EDIT:

[Unplugged]

A: If you think it's better

Q: Are you sure Lena is not the father of Yulia's mother?

[luxxi]

She's too young to be father of yulia's mother.

Q
Ever used a stinkbomb in school?



Offtop:
I'll leave for some time, untill this clears a bit

[Unplugged]

A: YES!!! Many times And fake turds too.

Q: You?

[luxxi]

Q
Ever sprayed shawing cream in school?