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15-01-2005, 12:36
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pie crust
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...asking for it when people laugh at your small frozen penis.
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15-01-2005, 13:05
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Santa's bodyguard
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..it's made in USA
Peeing from your balcony is as fun as 
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15-01-2005, 14:53
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a kind of fresh madness
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... sellotaping turds to someone's garage door.
Don't look at me like that - I saw it done in a movie once!  Crowd-surfing can be fun unless ... |
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15-01-2005, 15:21
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Santa's bodyguard
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...you are having diarrhea
 Stagediving dressed only in your undies...
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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15-01-2005, 20:55
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a kind of fresh madness
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..... can get you arrested.
If I were a member of the opposite sex for a day...... |
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15-01-2005, 21:00
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Gaga ftw!
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I would screw as many straight girls as I could
If I were a monkey I would... |
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15-01-2005, 21:24
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Santa's bodyguard
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eat bannanas
If I would be Shap I would
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15-01-2005, 23:16
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Gaga ftw!
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start a band with real lesbians
If I were a goat... |
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15-01-2005, 23:31
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I don't waste my time
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...I'd run away to a place where no man could kill me
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16-01-2005, 00:21
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a kind of fresh madness
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.... try as hard as I could not to get swatted with a rolled-up newspaper.
If I could be anyone for a day I would be ..... |
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16-01-2005, 00:28
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I don't waste my time
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... the Dalai Lama
 The people who live across the street are...... |
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16-01-2005, 00:33
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a kind of fresh madness
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..... okay, but their daughter is a slut!
 My nextdoor neighbour won't sleep with me because ....... |
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16-01-2005, 00:43
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Santa's bodyguard
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..she has taste.
I you jack off too much...
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16-01-2005, 00:46
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I don't waste my time
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...because jacking off is never too much
 The end is near and I... |
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16-01-2005, 00:49
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a kind of fresh madness
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....wish I had slept with my nextdoor neighbour.
If I had a goldfish ...... |
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16-01-2005, 00:52
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#156 |
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I don't waste my time
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...I'd take good care of it
The problem with getting nextdoor neighbours to sleep with you is... |
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16-01-2005, 00:53
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a kind of fresh madness
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....they don't know a good thing when they see one!
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16-01-2005, 01:02
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#158 |
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I don't waste my time
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...the Dalai Lama (and no, not to sleep with him
)If I found out one of my friends was a prostitute, I... |
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16-01-2005, 01:11
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a kind of fresh madness
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...would slap the shit out of her and never talk to her again!
If I ruled the world..... |
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16-01-2005, 09:18
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Gaga ftw!
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I'd free all my sons
What the... |
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