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11-11-2004, 10:27 | #101 |
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20 minutes ago when I took a realy big dump. But I guess that's not something you wanted to hear.
Q Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? |
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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11-11-2004, 11:23 | #103 |
I don't waste my time
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A: Happy Birthday to YOU, Happy Birthday to YOOOUU... Happy Birthday, Dear Marina... Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaayy... tooooooo.. YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
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11-11-2004, 13:12 | #106 |
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Govno.
Q Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? |
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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11-11-2004, 14:48 | #108 |
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Depending on who is with you
Q Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? |
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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11-11-2004, 17:39 | #109 |
enter sadman
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a: cause our subconsciousness tell us to
q: what's the point in having smilies when you can't use them in ur sig? |
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11-11-2004, 17:57 | #110 |
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The look nice.
Q On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice?" How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot? |
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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11-11-2004, 21:33 | #111 |
enter sadman
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a: well... if the bread is sliced in really thin slices...
q: will this thread ever die? (not that i'd like it to) |
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030904 - worst day of my life .:ignorance is a bliss:. .:truth is just an excuse for the lack of imagination:. |
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11-11-2004, 21:54 | #112 |
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It's like a vampire. It will never die. muwahahahahahahaha *snap*
Q Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? |
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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11-11-2004, 22:07 | #113 |
enter sadman
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a: again, our subconsciousness is playing with us
q: why do people make their beds when noone will probably see it and they'll be messed up every night? |
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030904 - worst day of my life .:ignorance is a bliss:. .:truth is just an excuse for the lack of imagination:. |
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11-11-2004, 22:23 | #114 |
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Because our mothers make us do it.
Q Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? |
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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12-11-2004, 19:43 | #115 |
enter sadman
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a: maybe they don't want to be opened...
q: can you imagine life without inertia? |
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12-11-2004, 20:01 | #116 |
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Q How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures? |
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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12-11-2004, 20:21 | #118 |
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Q Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear? |
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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