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27-05-2007, 22:02 | #881 | |
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29-05-2007, 12:42 | #882 |
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got this from a friend of mine
Best Personals ad EVER! I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. My name is Lloyd, I live in Chicago , I’m 27 years old, fairly well educated, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I’m told I’m fairly good looking, but I’ll let you be the judge of that - I’m generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we’re lucky - both! |
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29-05-2007, 19:29 | #883 |
The Dream is Over, :~(
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This site is actually pretty old but I never get tired of reading it when I'm bored;
www.overheardinnewyork.com Basically random snippets of conversation overheard in New York... without any context they almost always sound hilarious. (And you can imagine that even with context, it would sound no less funny). Some examples: Brunette using computer: Have you ever posed naked? Blonde: Yeah, my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me on the net. Brunette: Really? What's the URL? Blonde: Animal boinks dot com*. Brunette, finding site: Now what? Blonde: Click 'Tami*.' Brunette: Oh my god! Is that you? Blonde: Yeah. Brunette: You're fucking a dog! Blonde: My ex-boyfriend begged me for months to do that. Brunette: I like man dick. I even like pussy... How could you fuck a dog, you sick bitch? Blonde: Fuck you! At least I'm not a lesbian! Brunette: At least I stick to my own species! Blonde: Dyke! Brunette: Sick bitch! You fuck pigs and horses, too? Blonde: No, just dogs. It was my ex-boyfriend's idea. And at least I'm not a lesbian. Brunette: At least I'm not on the net with a pooch eating my cooch! Chinese nerd-boy at next computer: This is the best conversation I ever heard in my life! --Internet café, Mott St, Chinatown Overheard by: Big Larry White woman: How did I testify? Lawyer: Not too bad. White woman: Tell the truth -- I was terrible. Lawyer: No, it's just that he put a lot of words in your mouth. White woman: I know. Lawyer: You have to develop an attitude like a black woman. When he says, 'So, what you're telling me is...,' you have to say, 'Don't be puttin' words in mah mouf! I said this. Don't be twistin' mah words to say I said that.' White woman, dismayed: I'll try. --Hallway, Civil Court, 111 Centre St Overheard by: Big Larry Blonde: Because, you know, we travel so well together. Brunette: Yeah, and this time I won't be having anxiety attacks. Blonde: And this time I won't be trying to sleep with you. --Kodama Sushi |
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29-05-2007, 19:52 | #884 |
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Oh god the first convo!
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30-05-2007, 01:45 | #885 | |
Fear is only in our minds
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31-05-2007, 01:42 | #886 |
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01-06-2007, 21:40 | #887 |
Сидите на моем рту
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can you have too many toolbars?
i'd say hell yes! |
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01-06-2007, 21:41 | #888 |
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"Meet real women!"
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01-06-2007, 21:42 | #889 | |
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wow, that was.. maybe little to much toolbars.. |
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03-06-2007, 14:33 | #890 |
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If you´re coming out, do it with style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa69JGh3bQ8 |
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04-06-2007, 15:06 | #891 | |
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04-06-2007, 15:24 | #892 |
Почетный археолог
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06-06-2007, 00:49 | #893 |
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omg!!! its really funny
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07-06-2007, 01:08 | #894 |
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07-06-2007, 14:42 | #895 |
I'll never let u go<3
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08-06-2007, 16:52 | #896 |
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The poor girl will have a hard time (no pun intended, lol) if she ever visits an English-speaking country… Hello miss Bendova! The desk is fine for you?
Be careful with that, raping is not the same thing as rapping. ************ Look at my missile shield Vlad, in your face ruskov!!! Ha! |
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08-06-2007, 16:59 | #897 | |
I'll never let u go<3
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10-06-2007, 18:00 | #898 |
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11-06-2007, 18:21 | #899 |
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Screaming Rachel LMAO
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11-06-2007, 19:39 | #900 |
Just me...
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LMAO I wanna go on that! I've never seen someone make such a big deal out of something like that LOL at "I'm so glad I didn't have BREAKFAST... THIS MOR... NING"
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