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23-08-2004, 15:29 | #561 |
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Fortunatly soon there was enough mosquitos to start eating them.
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23-08-2004, 15:43 | #562 |
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Unfortunatly we seemed to be the only ones participating so I am glad to see your stories here ...and by the way , there seems to be an association with sluggish liver function from eating too much mosquitos...
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23-08-2004, 15:46 | #563 |
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fortunatly others soemtimes pop in as well..... and furtunately that condition could be corrected with large amounts of vodka
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23-08-2004, 15:52 | #564 |
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Unfortunately ,large amounts can cause diarrhea ..(here we go again )
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23-08-2004, 15:54 | #565 |
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Fortunatly this isn't always the case
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26-08-2004, 00:46 | #566 |
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Unfortunately , Karen started to think about her music career. In a bid to win over the world she put up all her own money to record a new song
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26-08-2004, 12:54 | #567 |
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Fortunatly it was a big hit. In Zimbabwe.
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27-08-2004, 12:13 | #568 |
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Unfortunately , Karen didn't give up and was dreaming about a lucrative deal with Sony .....
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29-08-2004, 16:46 | #569 |
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Fortunately, after sleeping with Sony's boss, she got the deal
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29-08-2004, 17:03 | #570 |
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Unfortunately Sony's boss fell in love with her and divorced her husband to be with Karen.
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29-08-2004, 17:04 | #571 |
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Fortunately, Karen didn't mind, and released her new hit single, "I Stole A Married Man"
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29-08-2004, 17:07 | #572 |
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Unfortunatly police arrested her for theft
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29-08-2004, 17:10 | #573 |
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Fortunately, her lawyer cleared up everything and she was released and gave lots of interviews on the subject, and her single was even more successful thanks to all this publicity, so she got to perform it on TV shows a lot
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29-08-2004, 17:12 | #574 |
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Unfortunatly Sony boss turned into stalker and started stalking Karen
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29-08-2004, 17:18 | #575 |
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Fortunately, Karen didn't care about being stalked, cause she had a weird fetish with being stalked and then having wild sex between TV show performances.
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29-08-2004, 17:39 | #576 |
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Unfortunatly Karen's stalker was stalked herself.
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29-08-2004, 17:49 | #577 |
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Fortunately, Karen's stalker also had a Stalker-fetish, so Karen, Karen's stalker and Karen's stalker's stalker all had an orgy
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29-08-2004, 17:51 | #578 |
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unfortunatly Karen's stalker stalker couldn't get it up
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29-08-2004, 17:54 | #579 |
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Fortunately, they had a dildo nearby and had fun anyway
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29-08-2004, 17:57 | #580 |
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unfortunatly dildo broke while Karen was using it.
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