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08-11-2004, 09:56 | #21 |
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Fortunatly watermelon agreed to marry him for 1/2 of $$$$$ and chance to meet Chris O'Donnell
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Unfortunately for Watermelon the billion dollars was in Monopoly money and Chris O'Donnell wasn't into sex with fruit.
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Fortunatlly she knew some rich cucumber who had huge monopoly money fetish and he bought 1 bn of monopoly money for 2 bn of real $$$$ with which she bought sheep costume so Chris O'Donnell liked her.
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08-11-2004, 10:19 | #24 |
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Unfortunately, Funky Pumpkin (the main character of this story) couldn't care less about Watermelon... he fell in love with an over-weight strawberry.
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08-11-2004, 10:34 | #25 |
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Fortunatly strawberry had a pumpkin fetis so thy had lot of hot sex.
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08-11-2004, 10:37 | #26 |
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Lol. Fruit/vege sex... It's kinda wierd. I dunno whether I'm disgusted or entertained! Lmao. Unfortunately, Strawberry was already married to an Italian tomato. |
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Fortunately , old Italian tomato was keen on Funky Pumpkin too....so they have veee-e-eery merry evenings indeed !
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08-11-2004, 12:47 | #28 |
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Unfortunatly strawberry got pregnant and didn't know who father is.
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fortunately , then it comes to seeds , Pumpkin is the winner !!!
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Unfortunately all their seeds (aka children) were infertile due to differences in chromosome numbers.
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09-11-2004, 09:37 | #31 |
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Fortunatly they were able to take some chromosomes away ad numbers were OK then.
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Unfortunately , the seeds had been eaten by ....well....birds !
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Fortunatly there were plenty more from where those came from....
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Unfortunately Funky Pumkin decided to neutralise (kill) those freaky hybrid seeds.
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Fortunatly he failed.
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Unfortunately, a nuclear bomb exploded right in the building where the seeds were stored and their DNA was irreversibly destroyed by gamma radiation.
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Fortunatly some extra seeds were stored elsewhere so not all were destroyed.
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Unfortunately, those seeds were soil-phobic and wouldn't germinate.
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Fortunatly they could be sown into mud and Germans went home.
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Unfortunately, the mud was radioactive and the remaining seeds died.
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