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24-01-2005, 03:56
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Shanghai , China
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you would go and buy some food for poor cat !
string bikini is rubbish coz... |
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24-01-2005, 04:08
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#282 |
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I don't waste my time
Join Date: May 2003
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,284
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...they should just be naked anyway, fuck clothes, they're just for decoration
 The main principle of religions is judgement because.... |
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24-01-2005, 09:49
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Santa's bodyguard
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Home
Age: 46
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...people are judgemential f*ckas.
During sex it's impolite to.... 
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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24-01-2005, 11:41
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Location: Shanghai , China
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to do anything apart making love.
you are always complaining about... |
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24-01-2005, 12:12
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Santa's bodyguard
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Home
Age: 46
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People complaining all the time
One thing to avoid during sex is...
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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24-01-2005, 12:40
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Re-Offender
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Location: Shanghai , China
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the excesses of narcissism...when he is like : Sooo..how was it for you baaaabe ?.....and she is like : Jeeeezzzz....ever heard of foreplay ???
Tell you what. We'll make the next person who walks in this room a .......... |
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24-01-2005, 15:16
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#287 |
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I don't waste my time
Join Date: May 2003
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,284
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.....naughty drag-queen!
The problem with naughty drag-queens is... |
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25-01-2005, 19:48
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Santa's bodyguard
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Home
Age: 46
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...that they refuse to pay for their drinks.
 When having sex it's necessary to...
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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25-01-2005, 19:50
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#289 |
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I don't waste my time
Join Date: May 2003
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...wear a condom!
  The person I know who is most likely to have secret S&M pleasures is..... |
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25-01-2005, 19:53
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#290 | |
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Santa's bodyguard
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Home
Age: 46
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...my alter ego
Calling your own name during sex is...
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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25-01-2005, 20:51
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#291 |
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I don't waste my time
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....weird
 I don't know if I should work at a video store because...... |
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26-01-2005, 01:41
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Santa's bodyguard
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Age: 46
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I have manic fear of vdeo tapes.
he weirdest thing I ever saw was...
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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26-01-2005, 01:47
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#293 |
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I don't waste my time
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...a man taking a shit in the middle of the street and looking at people around him like it was totally normal thing
 If I could have the job I want, my job would be.... |
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26-01-2005, 01:51
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#294 | |
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Santa's bodyguard
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Home
Age: 46
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browsing the net for free porn.
If I could live in any time period I wanted I'd choose....
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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26-01-2005, 01:56
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#295 |
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I don't waste my time
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...the 60's
 I love tunes from the 60's because... |
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26-01-2005, 02:19
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My Waking Hour
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: in oblivion
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coz they have that great orchestral touch.
luxxi is obsessed with sex-related questions because... |
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26-01-2005, 02:26
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I don't waste my time
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...I suspect a woman referred to him using another name while having sex
I'm probably right, but........
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26-01-2005, 05:28
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* JO *
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Portugal
Age: 41
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that would be a bit too hard for him
 (hmm.. maybe not )I can't sleep because..... 
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26-01-2005, 09:34
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#299 | |
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Santa's bodyguard
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Home
Age: 46
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...I drank big cup of strong coffee 20 minutes ago.
Strong coffee is like...
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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08-02-2005, 23:54
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#300 | |
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Got the 12 Bar Acid Blues
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Off The Turnpike
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...dark chocolate
51% of Americas are overweight because... |
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