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05-07-2004, 23:16
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fortunately (for all) karen was really beautiful  2nd edit: never mind this one.. LOL |
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05-07-2004, 23:17
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hey, she's already dead, ok! let's proceed with the life of her daughter, Karen! lol 
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05-07-2004, 23:18
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Finally, a new main character! Thank you, staringelf!   Fortunately, Karen had one difference from her mother, she swore (while comming out of her mom's vagina), never to be a porn star. |
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05-07-2004, 23:19
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 Unfortunately, the men from the tribe said "Look at her... The spirits tell me she will have great future in porn movies" |
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05-07-2004, 23:21
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Fortunately, as soon as Karen was born, she put on the belt of honor (aka, metal panties from middle ages) and threw away the key.
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05-07-2004, 23:21
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unfortunately the men in the tribe knew the skill of lockpicking
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05-07-2004, 23:22
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LMAO!!
Fortunately, Karen was JUST A BABY so they left her alone and sent her to another island to be raised by a sailorman, Victor, and his spanish wife, Conchita. |
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05-07-2004, 23:24
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Fortunately, they let Karen go to Paris, the most romantic city in the world...
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05-07-2004, 23:26
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unfortunately the plane didn't quite make the trip, and had to land somewhere else
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05-07-2004, 23:29
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Fortunately it landed in London. (Don't know why that is fortunate, but whatever, lol)
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05-07-2004, 23:30
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Unfortunately, Karen couldn't speak the language and had no one to look after her
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05-07-2004, 23:31
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Fortunately, she was adapted by... the Queen!!
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05-07-2004, 23:33
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Unfortunately, Camilla Parker Bowles hated her and asked Prince Charles to kick her out of the Kingdom
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05-07-2004, 23:37
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Fortunately, Prince Henry fell in love with the little girl...
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05-07-2004, 23:50
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unfortunately she was more into Prince William
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05-07-2004, 23:51
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Fortunately, Prince William prefers girls of his own age and got Karen a date with a snobby little boy called Richard
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05-07-2004, 23:56
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Unfortunately, Karen was p*ssed off by Richard, and accidently cut his bits off...
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06-07-2004, 00:02
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Fortunately, Richard's mom was around and complained to the incident to the Queen, who took Karen to her room and locked her.
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06-07-2004, 00:04
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Unfortunately (for Prince William), Prince William was in the room expecting to spy on the Queen having sex with her lover, when Karen squeezed herself into the closet right next to him...
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06-07-2004, 00:06
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Fortunately, the Prince got frightened and screamed for help!
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