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05-07-2004, 08:48 | #221 |
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fortunatly Simone seduced NSA agent and escaped with treasure herself
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05-07-2004, 09:33 | #222 |
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Unfortunately, she accidently locked the key incide the treasure chest during the seduction...
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05-07-2004, 10:31 | #223 |
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fortunatly expert burglar just hapened to come along and he offered to break into chest for her
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05-07-2004, 10:34 | #224 |
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Unfortunately he wanted her to do her signature sex trick with him (which is too complex to explain) in return, and Simone was already too old to bend and jump around in bed like she used to in her porn movies (she was in her 50s).
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05-07-2004, 10:40 | #225 |
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fortunatlay he convinced to do it anyway.
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05-07-2004, 10:41 | #226 |
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Unfortunately Simone cracked quite a few bones and streched quite a few muscles during the act, so all the money she got out of the treasure chest went for her reconstruction surgery...
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05-07-2004, 10:45 | #227 |
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fortunatly she met a cute nurse when recovering so she felt it was worth it.
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05-07-2004, 10:49 | #228 |
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Unfortunately, the young nurse rejected Simone cuz she was too old.
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05-07-2004, 10:55 | #229 |
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fortunatly Simone got nurse drunk and they had sex
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05-07-2004, 11:10 | #230 |
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Unfortunately the nurse committed suicide when she found out that she and Simone had sex...
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05-07-2004, 12:07 | #231 |
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fortunatly Simone found out that nechrophilia is a thing for her as well
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05-07-2004, 12:50 | #232 |
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unfortunately, soon after that she got arrested and sent to St.Quentin jail
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05-07-2004, 14:21 | #233 |
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fortunatly there she met a lot of nice prisoners and she couldn't wait for the first shower
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05-07-2004, 14:32 | #234 |
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Unfortunately, the first shower wasn't quite as she expected, as several prisoners shoved the shower pipes up her ass!
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05-07-2004, 16:11 | #235 |
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fortunatly that was another of her long time fantasies
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05-07-2004, 16:22 | #236 |
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unfortunatly it hurt when (*plop*) for a while afterwards
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05-07-2004, 16:24 | #237 |
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Fortunately, Simone still had money so she hired a private doctor to heal her in prison.
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05-07-2004, 16:25 | #238 |
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unfortunatly he didn't heal her but onyl had sex with her
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05-07-2004, 22:20 | #239 |
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Fortunately, Simone's long lost psychiatrist lover turned up, argued her case and got her out of jail under one condition: she has to attend his clinic once a day.
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05-07-2004, 22:27 | #240 |
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unfortunatly she needed more than just one visit pr day to improve
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