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02-04-2003, 07:14 | #1 |
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"Moscow" the musical, presents....
Volkotina Productions in asociation with Darje and Co. have the laughing pleasure to present to you the funniest parody of Chicago since... well, you get mah point.
We'll introduce our songs in the order in which they come in the Soundtrack of the movie. So, after too many introductions... we introduce to you... ALL THAT @SS! (dedicated to a well known redhead). All That Ass Come on Red Why don't you shake it now And all that ass You're gonna make us sweat Fall to the ground And all that ass Start this concert now We're in our spots Where the view is good Of a bod that's hot It's just a step away From earthly heaven today And all that ass And all that ass Primp those curls And shake your nerves loose And all that ass We hear that you are surely Gonna make us drool And all that ass Let's go, Red It's a quarter to one We bought primo seats Just to cheer you on While we love your voice At the moment our choice Is to see That Ass! Take a breath We're watching every move And all that ass We're gonna follow you In those daisy dukes And all that ass Come on Red We're gonna worship you I betcha Yulia has Never been so amused Knowing you're her girl The chosen in this world To all that ass Oh, she's gonna watch her Lena Shimmy shake And all that ass Oh, as her Red makes the crowd Quiver and quake And all that ass Joy, we're told to make a confession Oh, about our grey-eyed obsession If she's sin We're merrily done For all that ass All that ass Come on Red Why don't you shake it now And all that ass You're gonna make us beg Knees to the ground And all that ass Start the torture Leave us screamin' for more When you prance around Our tongues on the floor It's the price we pay For this earthly heaven today And all that ass No, we have no life But, oh, we're happy every night Because of all that ass That ass |
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02-04-2003, 09:27 | #2 |
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Verrrry nice! That definitely lifted my mood a bit!
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03-04-2003, 00:26 | #3 |
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XD
all i can say is LMAO!!!!!
*wipes tears from her eyes* oh man...that was good. only now i'm gonna have that song stuck in my head the rest of the day >.< oh well, at least it will make me laugh! |
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03-04-2003, 00:29 | #4 |
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*muffles laughter with hand*
Woooooo! |
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03-04-2003, 02:09 | #5 |
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you guys!! There's another song in this forum! Gimme some feedback, don't be meanies
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03-04-2003, 18:35 | #6 |
shit happens :D
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Ok ok....I said it yesterday
but I will say it again, this song rocks! specially if you hear it with the soundtrack of Chicago ...and if you have someone singing (who can sing beautifully) it to you ^^ it's great!
Come on add more or I'll be temped to do "Moulin t.A.T.u." as competence (na I'm to lazy to do that...) |
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03-04-2003, 18:40 | #7 |
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Oh yeah!
Yah! Shake that ass!!! Let's sing it ALL together! Noooo weee have no life! But ... OH! We're happy EVERY niiight! Because of all that ass! What did ya say? ASS! I didn't hear ya! ASS! One more time! ASS! That ass, that ass! That ass!
Wait until I get the POTATOES! Watch out everybody! |
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04-04-2003, 04:28 | #8 |
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Dude, the potatoes? You say potatoe... I say potato... lol. And kar, I don't sing that beautifully, and specially not over Beethoven Virus. If I did, I would be Lena's competence already.
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04-04-2003, 04:32 | #9 |
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Hahaha...
Thanks darje and co. who worked on this.. Halarious! |
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04-04-2003, 04:34 | #10 |
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haha. That was awesome. Very nice
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04-04-2003, 04:40 | #11 |
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Lol. Hey, I have a question: I already have "When You're Good to Forre" (Forre's song) written down, but I am still thinking if people would like to see it. And don't worry, Forre, both Volkotina and I wrote it, taking care not to offend you (tho' the thing is a bit mocking sometimes).
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04-04-2003, 05:15 | #12 | |
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Re: "Moscow" the musical, presents....
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Well, Yulia can just butt in like that and say "AAAASSSSSSSS" OMG darje, I was actually singing the whole damn thing. You're a blast sweetie! |
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04-04-2003, 05:31 | #13 |
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Yep, I did too. Tho, I only edited it so it'd be a bit more... proper. Volkotina was the genious behind the lyrics.
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