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04-02-2006, 17:14 | #1 |
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Signs If You Have Grown Up
Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
oy. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. LOL yeah, that was college. not really. sometimes. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. oh my god this is true. except i usually get up earlier. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. makes for a nice elevator moment. You watch the Weather Channel. ehh...yes. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up". OH MY GOD people are getting engaged and married all over the place. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. yes. growing up sucks. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up". true. neither do slacks or a blazer. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. hahahhhahha if that happens i will laugh. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. finally i can talk about sex with my family member. *gag You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. no idea. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. don't own a car = no car insurance You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. don't own a dog but if so that's probably what i'd do. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. not comfy, in my old age my body needs a bed in the least. You take naps. don't usually..although it's nice to. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. yeah..does that make me a loser Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach. won't ever do that again A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff". LMAOOOO so true. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. yes. LMAO god "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again". HAHAHAHHAHAH exactly. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work! completely true. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals &friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same. |
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05-02-2006, 07:14 | #2 | |
The Dream is Over, :~(
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Ok the first couple of statements applied to me but that because it was always that way.
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Canadians have to see the weather channel, it's a freaking necessity! People can die from ignorance here man! It's the windchill that gets you. |
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05-02-2006, 08:29 | #3 | |
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05-02-2006, 11:57 | #5 | |
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11-02-2006, 22:14 | #6 | |
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14-02-2006, 03:48 | #7 |
viva la scientology!
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My younger coworker was sure that the song playing over the speakers at work was the Spice Girls, and he had no idea how many Spice Girls were in the band or what they sounded like. It strangely made me feel older knowing that.....or maybe just gayer
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22-02-2006, 01:50 | #8 | |
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27-02-2006, 03:37 | #9 | |
Gaga ftw!
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27-02-2006, 04:23 | #10 | |
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15-04-2006, 13:14 | #11 |
U Should Go Ahead. Suffer
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So playing with my Barbies at the age of 23 is not grown up?
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30-04-2006, 05:12 | #12 |
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TACO BELL CLOSES AT 4 AM BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE GOING THERE WEnDYS is 1 am, um mcdonalds is 1 am too, bk i think 12 idk but all areas are different.
ugh i wake up at like 12-or 1 everyday and i cut first and last period often, um btw the hook up is a great song check it out its britney spears daayyyyummm |
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30-04-2006, 06:52 | #13 | |
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