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01-04-2004, 12:35 | #1 |
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Important notice
"Important Notice"
To: All Internet Users From: Kim Dereksen Interconnected Network Maintenance staff Main branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology Subject: Internet Cleaning PLEASE PASS THIS NOTICE TO OTHER USERS WHO MAY NOT SEE IT! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead e-mail and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a better-working and faster Internet. This year, the cleaning process will take place from 12:01 a.m.GMT on April 1 until 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 2. During that 24-hour period, five very powerful Japanese built multi-lingual Internet-crawling robots (Toshiba ML-2274) situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find. In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following: 1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections. 2. Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet. 3. Disconnect all disks and hard drives from any connections to the Internet. 4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way. We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconvenience will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam. We thank you for your cooperation. Kim Dereksen Interconnected Network Maintenance staff Main branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology |
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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01-04-2004, 12:47 | #2 |
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happy april fools day =)
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01-04-2004, 12:49 | #3 |
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yeah
*replugs Internet connection* Nice try though |
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01-04-2004, 15:40 | #4 |
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Wow... thanks man! That was close! *logs off*
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01-04-2004, 17:17 | #5 |
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And please, to get your internet cleaned up send $5 to my address!
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01-04-2004, 17:21 | #6 | |
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01-04-2004, 22:55 | #7 |
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ah if that is zimbabwean dollars then i pay happily
1 ZWD = 0.00125000 USD 1 USD = 800.000 ZWD so it takes 800 zim dollars to make $1 US hehe it will take a long time to be rich then from your new internet scam coolies hehe =) |
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01-04-2004, 23:47 | #8 | |
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but noooo, it's Coolie Dollaaaaaaaaas, where 1 Coolie dollar = $ 100 |
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02-04-2004, 00:11 | #9 |
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LMFAO!!! Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure looool
cute trick tho |
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02-04-2004, 13:32 | #10 | |
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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