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19-09-2004, 08:29 | #1 |
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An Adventure on a Deserted Island with 5 Useless things.
Thanks to Danimir from the Russian forum for the idea!
So, here's how the game works. You are alone on a 4x4m, deserted island. Palm tree included. You only have five useless things that are listed below. What will you do with them in order to survive? 1). An empty cigarette box. 2). Blow-up woman/man sex doll, with holes in it. 3). A sim-card without the mobile phone. 4). "Orbit" gum. 5). A necklace made of canine teeth. Have fun. |
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19-09-2004, 14:09 | #2 |
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LMAO
The only thing i can think of is that i can probably fix the holes, well LOL, let's say the punctures (obviously i don't wanna seal the "holes") in the blowup doll with the gum. So now i have a perfectly working sex doll, but that's not going to help me to survive... Unless i use it as a floating device and try to leave the island lying on it. |
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19-09-2004, 15:18 | #3 |
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haku, I wonder how you are going to fix the punctures in the doll?
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19-09-2004, 17:14 | #4 |
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Why on earth would I ever be stranded on an island with a sex doll?!?
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19-09-2004, 20:54 | #5 |
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forre, he said - with gum.
Mossopp, hypothetically speaking. Like, a "what if". Lol. |
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19-09-2004, 21:23 | #6 | |
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Yeah, i thought i could fix the doll with gum... It can't be done? I'm no McGyver, lol, i'm not really good at fixing things so i don't really know what i'm talking about.
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19-09-2004, 21:28 | #7 |
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haku, well, it is not stated how much gum you actually have. Maybe you have only one piece, or maybe you have tons (if you were flying FedEX). Lol. So, you can probably even make clothes out of it. Haha.
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19-09-2004, 21:48 | #8 |
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well assuming the holes are in known areas I would blow up the doll and sail out to sea using it as a humansized floating aid.
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19-09-2004, 21:57 | #9 |
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On the Russian forum, some people suggested to use the sim card to catch and clean the fish. Oh, and you can use the coconut juice to flavour the fish.
Don't forget the plam leaves can be used as cooking pens, sleeping sheets, or to help row when escaping on the blow-up doll. |
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19-09-2004, 22:06 | #10 |
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who needs fishing when already escaped the island on the wonderful blowup doll?
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19-09-2004, 22:11 | #11 |
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teeny, you never know how long you'll be sailing surrounded by nothing but sea water...
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19-09-2004, 22:14 | #12 |
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Firstly i'd fix the punctures with Orbit gum until it dries.We all know how hard it is to get gum off of things when it dries in.
Then i'd climb the palm tree and stick the doll on the top of it for a while(just to see what a sex doll would look like up a palm tree ) Then i would try and attach coconuts round the doll for buoyancy aids(if they float)using the fibres from the trunk of the tree or the leaves. I'd then get my self in between the legs of the doll and put my arms over the hips and swim off with the canine teeth trailing behind from my ankle hoping to catch scavenging fish. I may have to swim a while but hopefully someone on a boat would see a guy floating on a sex doll through binoculars. |
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19-09-2004, 22:18 | #13 |
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why bother with all that daz?
The rescue is right over there *points* they just have siesta so gotta swim instead of getting picked up |
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19-09-2004, 22:21 | #14 |
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Even if rescue were there i'm still sticking that doll up the tree and hoping rescue have a camera
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19-09-2004, 22:32 | #15 |
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I could check for you.. if not you're in luck either way cos I normally bring mine
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20-09-2004, 20:20 | #17 |
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forre, why not? It sounds possible to me.
Box... case... what's the difference? It's still a container. |
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20-09-2004, 20:53 | #18 |
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katbeidar, Hmmm, if possible, then possible ... still hard to believe that the gum would stick to the rubber.
Cigarette box is understood as a paper box, in which the cigarettes are sold nowadays, while a case is normally made of metal. It's just for a better picture. Nothing picky is meant. |
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forre, if you don't put water on the gum, i.e. don't chew it, then it's stick to anything.
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20-09-2004, 22:39 | #20 |
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Is there actually a definitive answer to this "game" or are we just supposed to come up with humourous theories?
When I first read this little conundrum it reminded me of that old riddle about the fox, the goose and the grain. That riddle was a hell of a lot more plausible than this damn crazy sex doll/cigarette case/bubble gum shit though! |
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