All we had in my church were images of Jesus...and he had a long brown beard.
I'd like to poke fun at another young star...
Jessica Simpson
If you've been watching her newlywed TV series on MTV, you will have learned that:
1. She thinks "Chicken of the Sea" is actually CHICKEN, although it "tastes like tuna"
2. When offered to eat Buffalo Wings, she will refuse because she doesn't eat Buffalo. (and she did not know that Buffalo don't have wings).