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Originally Posted by Mossopp
And she could wear one of those big gold chains from Argos with her name on it! And tie her greasy hair back so tight that she looks like she's had a face-lift!
She'd look like a proper ned in no time!  |
She's certainly got the right name for one(i say one but these neds usually have about 4 of varying sizes..OH Have you noticed that when they talk they sound remarkably like seagulls?Strange but True
)what with all the Kylies,Britneys,Jordans(boy and girl)and Chantelles!!!
I'm led to believe theres a Pocahontas McGuire in Paisley and twins called Donatella and Versace McLatchie as wel!!It was on Radio Scotland when i was heading up to Brechin about a month ago!!
Also a woman in Kilmarnock called Henrietta Dick(who my friend knows or i wouldn't have believed it)and she calls herself Etta!!