Cool rant, kinda reminds me of
this one.
Maybe it is just me being naive but I find that there are a lot of democrats in the south, I remember watching the election and besides my uncontrollable sobbing I noticed that in some states the split was almost 50/50.
So that whole dismissing the south is kind of generalizing, don't you think?
Anyhoo, there's is a great book out there that explains the whole red-state, bible-f*cking nature of the south; it called
What's the matter with Kansas?. Scared the crap out of me.