Chapter 1 Part 2
“ Ivana? Like Ivana Trump?” Lena asked not exactly sure why her partner came up with that name.
“ Ivana like…Ivana…Please can we call it Ivana? Pretty please with sugar on top?!”
“ If you shut up.”
“ Yay! Okies!”
Moving closer to the woman, Lena tried talking to her. “ Hello. I’m Lena, and that’s my friend Yulia. Your name is Ivana. Can you understand me?”
“ Of course I can understand you. Can you understand me when I say, you need a mint?”
Lena wasn’t prepared for this kind of sarcasm, but she checked her breath anyways. After popping in a mint she continued.
“ So you know that we made you so we could look cooler, right?”
“ Yes of course. I just wasn’t expecting to be created by two young girls. Usually hormonal teenage boys use me.”
Hopping up and down Yulia shouted, “ Ooh ooh, we’re lesbians!”
Imitating Yulia, Lena hopped up and down and said, “ Ooh ooh, shut up!”
Yulia stopped grinning and Lena continued talking to Ivana.
“ So yeah…we’re lesbians.”
Seductively Ivana moved closer to Lena and brushed her hand down the front of Lena’s shirt. Then simply replied, “ That’s ok. I bat for both teams…if you know what I mean.”
Now blushing deeply, Lena managed to stutter, “ Y…yes, ma’am…”
Jumping between the two girls, Yulia smacked Ivana’s hand away and looked her straight in the eye saying, “ That’s my beeotch. Bounce before I bust a cap.”
Shoving the smaller girl aside Lena said, “ Yeah, she was dropped a lot as a baby. She’s slightly retarded, but I love her any way.”
“ Aww how nice! So what are we going to do? Sit in this room all day?” The woman’s voice was dripping with sarcasm.
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