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forre 09-04-2005 15:43

For boys - make "the device" longer
 
The technology gives the possibility now to the penis' owners to make it longer.
That's the "machine" => Click!

According to the tests, to make "the device" 2,8 cm longer, you need to use it 12 hours a day, 7 days a week during 4 months.

So, if you think God has been unfair to you on this matter, you can start your "fitness" sessions. The lovely machine's price is about $250.

QueenBee 09-04-2005 16:03

...... :none:

You know, that's actually pretty neat.

coolasfcuk 09-04-2005 16:07

so.... while you stretch it those 4 months.. to get longer... by physics laws... does it get NARROWER? :eek: ..because then you'd be in trouble again!

haku 09-04-2005 16:19

Each day i receive at least one email advertising an infallible method to increase penis sizes... 2, 4, 6 more cm, even more sometimes... i've never been convinced it would work.

$250 is a bit expensive to give it a try, not to mention the 12 hours a day workout requirements. :gigi:

forre 09-04-2005 16:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolasfcuk
by physics laws... does it get NARROWER?

According to the studies, the length stays as the tissue gets streched and rearranged on cellular level.

KillaQueen 09-04-2005 23:18

hmm, i bet all the willies out there might feel a bit uncomfortable in that odd looking device. The colour and style remind me of that "I, robot" movie :spy: Maybe the users will get together and make a sequel: "I, Robot Junior" :laugh:

ahem, ok, i need to go to sleep :none:

forre 09-04-2005 23:24

haku, you are the only guy who had the balls to comment in this thread! Hi-hi ... :done: Bravo!
The rest are out and shopping I suppose ... :p

taty994945 10-04-2005 00:28

Everyone knows that size doesn't matter. :o :o

forre 10-04-2005 00:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by taty994945
Everyone knows that size doesn't matter.

Can't be entirelly true as I'm just back from a one-week courses where we had about 20 guys of different ages in the group and in the evenings on our free time they spoke about it. Everyone seemed to want the bigger device and it was a whole big deal for them. Just telling what I heard. ;)

QueenBee 10-04-2005 01:08

Yeah, guys get so worked up about those things... because they're stupid. :D Chicks don't really care in the long run. To us, LOVE is the most important, not sex! :znaika: :D

I'm guessing to use this device you'd either have to keep it on all day and never walk outside (How would you put your pants on? :spy: ) or you'd have to use it in the night...

HMMM.

KillaQueen 10-04-2005 01:17

well, Olga, for them. men. but they use these things on *others*, if you know what i mean. so i do believe that their partners should have a say in it. it is actually a scientifically proven fact that for a woman, the man's size doesn't matter. it needs to be at least 4 cm long in order to get the job done, if i remember correctly... :spy:

forre 10-04-2005 01:23

I told them that it didn't matter. Let's hope they listened to me.

XSpex 10-04-2005 05:00

dunno, longer seems painful for girls... who knows...

Maybe pornstars should try this, they work showing off the device

marina 10-04-2005 06:09

*makes order for Christmas gift to some friends*

madeldoe 11-04-2005 23:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by taty994945
Everyone knows that size doesn't matter. :o :o

pffft yes it does :yes:

haku 12-04-2005 15:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenBee
Yeah, guys get so worked up about those things... because they're stupid.

:gigi: Well, you know us males, this is where we put our pride, that and in our cars, we need bigger and more powerful than the other guys to feel good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by madeldoe
pffft yes it does

I knew it. :D

freddie 12-04-2005 18:10

It matters only if you have sex. Otherwise it's pretty irrelevant. ;)

taty994945 13-04-2005 05:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by haku
Well, you know us males, this is where we put our pride, that and in our cars, we need bigger and more powerful than the other guys to feel good.

Don't forget faster internet connection. :D
See?

haku 16-04-2005 23:26

Here's the site of the company that makes this penis enlargement device.

According to the pictures in the Testimonials page, the results are quite impressive.

You can order online.

taty994945 17-04-2005 00:14

Thanks haku, I was looking for that for days. :D Lol at source: wikipedia.


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