For boys - make "the device" longer
The technology gives the possibility now to the penis' owners to make it longer.
That's the "machine" => Click! According to the tests, to make "the device" 2,8 cm longer, you need to use it 12 hours a day, 7 days a week during 4 months. So, if you think God has been unfair to you on this matter, you can start your "fitness" sessions. The lovely machine's price is about $250. |
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You know, that's actually pretty neat. |
so.... while you stretch it those 4 months.. to get longer... by physics laws... does it get NARROWER? :eek: ..because then you'd be in trouble again!
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Each day i receive at least one email advertising an infallible method to increase penis sizes... 2, 4, 6 more cm, even more sometimes... i've never been convinced it would work.
$250 is a bit expensive to give it a try, not to mention the 12 hours a day workout requirements. :gigi: |
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hmm, i bet all the willies out there might feel a bit uncomfortable in that odd looking device. The colour and style remind me of that "I, robot" movie :spy: Maybe the users will get together and make a sequel: "I, Robot Junior" :laugh:
ahem, ok, i need to go to sleep :none: |
haku, you are the only guy who had the balls to comment in this thread! Hi-hi ... :done: Bravo!
The rest are out and shopping I suppose ... :p |
Everyone knows that size doesn't matter. :o :o
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Yeah, guys get so worked up about those things... because they're stupid. :D Chicks don't really care in the long run. To us, LOVE is the most important, not sex! :znaika: :D
I'm guessing to use this device you'd either have to keep it on all day and never walk outside (How would you put your pants on? :spy: ) or you'd have to use it in the night... HMMM. |
well, Olga, for them. men. but they use these things on *others*, if you know what i mean. so i do believe that their partners should have a say in it. it is actually a scientifically proven fact that for a woman, the man's size doesn't matter. it needs to be at least 4 cm long in order to get the job done, if i remember correctly... :spy:
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I told them that it didn't matter. Let's hope they listened to me.
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dunno, longer seems painful for girls... who knows...
Maybe pornstars should try this, they work showing off the device |
*makes order for Christmas gift to some friends*
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It matters only if you have sex. Otherwise it's pretty irrelevant. ;)
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Here's the site of the company that makes this penis enlargement device.
According to the pictures in the Testimonials page, the results are quite impressive. You can order online. |
Thanks haku, I was looking for that for days. :D Lol at source: wikipedia.
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