Finish the sentence
 

Tis like this:
I'll start a sentence and the next poster has to finish it. Then they start another sentence, and so on...
Naturally, I shall begin. :D

"The best thing about the internet is...."

"... Queenie hangs out there :lol:"

"The sky is blue because..."

....it's God's favourite colour.

Pizza is round because...

...the box is square and we need a difference.

Tatu's new album will come out....

......at the same time as the new Guns N Roses album. :rolleyes:

The funny thing about cheese is....

....it actually makes more people laugh than Roy Chubby Brown" :rolleyes:

"The other day I saw Jimmy and....

"...kicked his ass"

"One day I was walking down the street...."

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"when anastacia grabbed me by ass the ass and kissed me breathless :cool: "

"the truth about it all is ..."

"...that it's all lies"

"Yesterday, as I was making human sacrifice to dark powers..."

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...Satan came out of nowhere and told me I'm a naughty boy, then took me away to Erebus to meet the rest of MIA Satan worshippers

"I was walking down the street, when suddenly some weirdo stopped next to me and..."

"...I realised I was looking at a mirror." :lol:

"While I was shooting at people with my high power sniper rifle..."

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...I shot the sherriff

"Someday I want to be...

...as cool as the person who answered this is

"As I woke up one morning , I realised luxxi was aiming at me with his high power sniper rifle, so I...."

"...waved at him."

"As spyretto was wawing at me while I was aiming at him with my high power sniper rifle...."

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my palms were getting wet, and spy was sharpening the axe. Then Dave Mustaine shouted on top of his voice " cut! Sweating Bullets take two".

After we finished shooting for the new Megadeth video, I saw Fred Durst coming my way and then I saw luxxi...

...dancing because Fred is like totally his idol"

"So I showed him around the back and...

"...then got drunk."

"As Philbert was lying there drunk...."

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.....he was pondering about going to the pub and getting some pints in"

"Ever felt like...

....you were being watched?

"Who stole..

"...alien anal probe in my ass which turns into giant sattelite dish."

"One day a meteor landed in my kitchen...."

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