Interesting Facts
 

Not true. At first I thought that they were including rivers as bodies of water, and I assumed that Indianapolis had no river going through it (it does). San Antonio, TX is quite a bit larger, the 8th largest city in the US, and also has a river going through it. So San Antonio is the largest inland city.

Not exactly. By a small margin, that claim belongs to Arizona State University as of Fall 2005. But it changes often. 2004 it was Ohio State, 2003 it was Texas.

*Wants to come back to life as a pig* LMAO :p

LMAOOOO! :laugh: Maybe if would be better if humans were built this way too...

EEEEEEK!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

hmmm how did I know you were going to say that :rolleyes: LMAO

I hate fucking spiders. I seriously hope I don't get one in my room at the zen center because I can't kill it. I have to trap it in glass with a paper towel and put it outside :eek:

God Bless You and You and....
A sneeze can reach a speed of up to 100 miles per hour. So, the next time you sneeze, think about the people in the next town, too!

It's the Law <-wtffffff!
According to an old law, tickling a girl with a feather duster was illegal in Portland, Maine.

Why do ppl sing take me out to the ball game when your already at the ball game?
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at
you crotch and ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V.
and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been
something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

i knew the US was lopsided.

I dont mean to nitpick, but this is a common misconception. What people should be saying is "Eat your cake and have it too". Meaning you can eat the cake, and then still have some left after you are done, which is impossible, and thus makes perfect sense. It sounds like nonsense because people always switch the order around.

Oh I agree totally. I just had it sent to me through email.