Fortunately/Unfortunately -- The story of a talking pumpkin.
Since the last round of the game was a lot of fun, I though we can start another one!! :D
The Rules: I'll start by saying: Tanya is a very nice girl. The next person will say: Unfortunately she doesn't have a brain. 3rd person says: Fortunately there is a new medicine that can help her. Unfortunately it's very rare... Understand? Keep alternating between Unfortunately and Fortunately. And stick to the story, don't start a new one suddenly, ok? Here we go: Once upon a time there was a talking pumpkin named Funky Pumpkin and he decided to travel around the world. |
unfortunately, he hadn't got a car and since he was a pumpkin he couldn't get into any form of public transportation, so the trip got canceled :(
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Fortunately he realised he had a brain even though he was a pumpkin and decided to hide in someone's bag while they were boarding a plane.
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unfortunately, he got travel sick and puked his guts out in the man's bag...
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Fortunately, however, since he was a magic pumpkin, it didn't bother him that much. :p
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Unfortunatly it bothered the owner of the bag very much. :mad:
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Fortunately, he was hungry, so he ate Funky Pumpkin's guts without touching the Funky Pumpik himself.
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Unfortunatly he was alergic to pumpkin guts so he died.
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Fortunately Funky Pumpkin didn't give a damn so he nicely rolled off the plane that had landed in another country.
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Unfortunately, the country was rather an island full of pumkin-eating beasts. :eek:
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Fortunatly pumpkin camouflaged himself into a carrot.
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Unfortunately, he was too fat for the carrot constume, so he popped out of it in the middle of a pumpkin-eating festival. :eek: :eek:
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Fortunatly he quickly started eating pumpkins so they left him alone.
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Unfortunately, Funky Pumpkin felt like a cannibal and needed weeks of therapy after he miraculously escaped the country.
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As a request of katbeidar...
Fortunately he recovered from his trauma and decided to change his life and become a better pumpkin. :D |
Unfortunately he was seduced by a sexy watermelon girl that same day... he was a baaaaaaaad pumpkin that night. Lol.
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Fortunatly watermelon thought he was good because he was baaaaaaaaaaaaaad:
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Unforunately Watermelon wasn't looking for a lasting relationship...
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Fortunatly neither was pumpkin
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Offtop:
I just knew you would reply that!! Lol. Unfortunately, that same day Funky Pumpkin recieved a phone call from his lawyer and was told that he needs to get married in the next 5 days in order to recieve 1 billion dollars he inherited from his grandfather. |
Fortunatly watermelon agreed to marry him for 1/2 of $$$$$ and chance to meet Chris O'Donnell ;)
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Unfortunately for Watermelon the billion dollars was in Monopoly money and Chris O'Donnell wasn't into sex with fruit. :lol:
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Fortunatlly she knew some rich cucumber who had huge monopoly money fetish and he bought 1 bn of monopoly money for 2 bn of real $$$$ with which she bought sheep costume so Chris O'Donnell liked her. :lol:
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Unfortunately, Funky Pumpkin (the main character of this story) couldn't care less about Watermelon... he fell in love with an over-weight strawberry.
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Fortunatly strawberry had a pumpkin fetis so thy had lot of hot sex.
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Offtop:
Lol. Fruit/vege sex... It's kinda wierd. I dunno whether I'm disgusted or entertained! Lmao. :lol: Unfortunately, Strawberry was already married to an Italian tomato. |
Fortunately , old Italian tomato was keen on Funky Pumpkin too....so they have veee-e-eery merry evenings indeed !
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Unfortunatly strawberry got pregnant and didn't know who father is. :none:
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fortunately , then it comes to seeds , Pumpkin is the winner !!!
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Unfortunately all their seeds (aka children) were infertile due to differences in chromosome numbers. ;)
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Fortunatly they were able to take some chromosomes away ad numbers were OK then.
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Unfortunately , the seeds had been eaten by ....well....birds ! :)
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Fortunatly there were plenty more from where those came from....
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Unfortunately Funky Pumkin decided to neutralise (kill) those freaky hybrid seeds.
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Fortunatly he failed.
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Unfortunately, a nuclear bomb exploded right in the building where the seeds were stored and their DNA was irreversibly destroyed by gamma radiation.
Offtop: luxxi, happy now? :gigi: |
Fortunatly some extra seeds were stored elsewhere so not all were destroyed. :D
Offtop: Nah, it's raining, I don't have much money.... :( :newyear: |
Unfortunately, those seeds were soil-phobic and wouldn't germinate.
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Fortunatly they could be sown into mud and Germans went home.
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Unfortunately, the mud was radioactive and the remaining seeds died.
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