Q & A game (Part 2)
 

Part 1


A: maybe :kwink:

Q: Do you know the way to San Jose?

A: Yeah... just follow teh road and go SOUTH. You're bound to get there eventualy.

Q: Why don't I feel refreshed or anything after having slept for 7 hours?

a: cos you either needed more or had too many hours of sleep.

q: Why did I sleep until late today, when I have a report to write?

A: The same reason I slept all day when I have a paper to write also... :dknow:

Q: How many tatu fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: two, cause without you there is no me :D

Q: What's the coolest sounding russian word?

Vodka

Q
Anybody going to San Francisco?

:newyear:

a: nope.. but "if you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair"

q: anyone else just had a sudden urge to watch Forrest Gump? :lalala:

Not me.....

Q
When Frankie comes to Hollywood, what will h do there? :confused:

:newyear:

A: Find a really hot guy and kiss him...

Q: Why do teachers like to give really long and involvled projects at the end of the year in addition to really long and hard exams?
:(

Because they are sadistic bastards

Q
What's underneath your clothes?

:newyear:

A: Skin

Q: Any tips on how to calm down when you're feeling edgy? I'm just about climbing the walls right now!

Q: Go to sleep....I just woke up, but im gonna go back to sleep now. :D

A: Pillows are uncomfortable, yes?

A: definitely

Q: What do you get a girl who has everything?

edit: my 200th post! woot woot :coctail: for everyone

a: I'm not any good with getting gifts. Last time I gave away a pile of CD-Rs with a note saying I would learn her how to use them too.

q: what brand is your computer?

A: It says "Pentagon" on the case. Pretty hi tech. :p

Q: is it qquiet?

a: it's sure not. "Wierd Al - Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up" playing and computer cooler is running loudly

q: Fave breakfast?

A: milk and toast

Q do i use exclamation marks too frequently?!

It's up to you to decide!!!!!!!!!

Q
Is there more to life than this?

:newyear:

A: I sure hope so!

Q: Why do shoe repair shops always cut keys aswell? :ithink:

Key cutting mafia muscled in.

Q
Are you happy now?

:newyear:

A Yes!! :)

Q Do you give money to people begging on the street?

A: Hell no! They can work for their money just like I have to! :bebebe:

Q: What's the deal with pigeons? :spy:

A :spy: they're birds, what do you expect?

Q have you ever walked out of a movie theatre before the movie was over?

A: No - if I pay my money I'm there till the end, for better or worse. My dad walked out of 'So I Married An Axe Murderer' though. He said it was shite and went and sat in the car for an hour! :laugh:

Q: Have you ever walked out of a concert?

A: no. (I thought "So I Married an Axe Murderer" was a good movie - I like Mike Myers, though ;) )

Q: what do you think about one-night stands?

A: Why not? :gigi:

Q: what do you think about sex toys?

A: They can be useful for most of ppl...but for me? i dont like them!!
Q: r u Paranoid?

No. I know they are after me. :spy:

Q
U like Korn's new video?

:newyear:

A: I haven't seen it. I hate Mtv with a passion. Music television my ASS!

Q: Why do bees sting people in the foot while they're sleeping?

(It seriously has happened to me. I woke up because I felt this pinch in my foot and there was a huge bumble bee hanging out of it)

Ask Queenbee. She's their queen. :bow:

Q
Who took fun out of fundamentalists? :ill:

:newyear:

A: maybee they look like flowers...i dunno...its the law of foots or something

Q: do u swell up like a football when u get stung by a bee?

A: I dunno - I've never been stung by a bee.

Q: Wouldn't it be funny if bees could talk and they all sounded like Bumble Bee Man from 'The Simpsons?! :laugh:

A: LMAO!! id wanna c that :gigi:

Q: how often do u trim your nails?

A: About once a week, sometimes two

Q: Why is Prom such a big deal?

Because people allow it to be. :bebebe:

Q
We're in now. Where's milk and honey? :spy:

:newyear:

A: I dunno. Maybe they ran away with the dish and the spoon.

Q: Why is every music channel or radio station I turn to either playing The Rasmus or Eamon?!? :bebebe:

A: Cos radio and music channels are lazy and repetitive


Q: Is Mossopp gonna have a blast tonight? :coctail:

A: Probably not. I'll just get blasted. *hic* :p

Q: Are my neighbours hypocrites to complain about my "loud" music when the only reason I turned the volume up was to drown out the noise they've been making since 9am?!?

:yes:

Q
Wouldn't burning candle at both ends burn your fingers? :spy:

:newyear:

A: yes... yes it would

Q: Why are stupid people allowed to breed and hold positions of power? i.e. George W. Bush Sr. and Jr.