fortunately, she got out of the US and moved to syberia

Unfortunately, she was treated very badly by the bible fanatics, the syberians who called her a hooker all the time, with men trying to rape her, she was given a new identity by the police and moved to Cuba.

Fortunately Simone's agents and special body-guards found her in Syberia and flew her to the Pope who was still madly in love with her.

unfortunately, she didn't know where she is... in syberia or on cuba... :p

Fortunately the Pope was a master in bed, so she didn't care where in the world they were. :p

unfortunately the pope passed away during hot action :gigi:

Fortunately the police didn't blame Simone for the Pope's death.

unfortunately simone was feeling down after the whole situation

Fortunately, she met a hot male psychiatrist who gave her lots of anti-depressants, and helped her with lots of therapy - in every possible way :heh:

unfortunately she became a drug addict like m.monroe
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g.nite...

Fortunately, her psychiatrist, who now was her lover, sent her to a rehab clinic.

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goodnight, crni :D :done:

Unfortunately there she got involved with a szhizophrenic Indian with which she eloped to Puerto Rico for a nice summer vacation with her lover and his imaginary friends

LMAO, freddie! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :done:

Fortunately, she realized later that hanging out with schizophrenics in Puerto Rico was not a future for her, so she want back to her boyfriend's house.

Unfortunately...she missed Fernando...one of the imaginary friends of the schizo Indian she eloped with...life without Fernando just wasn't the same

Fortunately, she asked her psychiatrist lover to create her a new drug which allows the brain to create lots of random imaginary friends every day, so she stopped missing Fernando since she discovered so many imaginary new friends

Unfortunately the imaginary friend she liked the most - Vesuvio from Kuala Lumpur - turned gay and started cheating her with Fernando.

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LMAO. Our story has taken up a whole new level of imagination. :lol:

Fortunately she wrote another bestseller book about having sex with imaginary friends. :p

Unfortunately, she was accused by the International Schizophrenic Association of using this disease to get profit from book sales, they sued her and she had to pay them 7,000,000 dollars. She also was sued by some medical association for using illegal drugs, and so was her psychiatrist boyfriend who got mad at her for using his experimental drug in that way so she could sell books, and he dumped her. Simone wasn't rich anymore and she had no love and no friendship except virtual.

Fortunately, the Pope resurrected from the dead, just like Jesus, and was back in Simone's life. (Obviously, God though he didn't have enough sex to enter Heaven.)

Unfortunately he ressurected 1000 years later and lost his position.