... they were in staringelf's teacup :p

Philip Kirkorov and VIA Gra get more money to perform in concert than tATu because...

...reality is lame :p

Lena smells of...

... holy water? :dknow: :laugh:

Yulia smells of...

...pussy :dead:

Ivan likes...

... young, easily-impressed girls ...... and boys probably too :heh:

Yulia likes to be f*cked by Pasha because........

...she was dropped on her head when she was a baby.

Pasha weighs...

....more than yulia but less than lena" :p

"Pasha is a lucky mother fooker because he....

...'s probably inside Yulia A LOT :(

My job sucks because...

.... my pimp never pays me :D

Pineapples are sexy because...





Sorry, yall I was bored. If you want me to leave the thread I will. haha.

...Taty_rox said so :D

Russian music is...

...a blind sight better than rock"

"So now there were 4 left to....

...fuck :p

Open your legs...

.....and feel the vibration" :p

"All day I dream about...

...sex :rolleyes:

I fell on a...

...little girl, and everyone gave me wierd looks like I was up to noooo good"

"I walked out the front door but realised I had forgotten....

...to put any clothes on

I woke up in bed with...

...one sock on" :laugh: :laugh: ;)

"I had this dream where.....

...everyone was in a mass-orgy

Lena went down on Yulia...

...and made her squeeeeal"

"Rachel isn't all that clever because....

...she takes after her dad :rolleyes:

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