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Kate 01-07-2004 10:11
Offtop:
transcend, let's just move the story away from the incest. Lol.

freddie 01-07-2004 15:12
Quote:
Originally Posted by katbeidar
Fortunately Simone's father, Salvador, was in town for the funeral of his grandson, and although he was *smaller*, Simone was willing to go to this great extent to satisfy her desires...

*Lol. One big, happy family we are making up, arn't we? :lol: *
Unfortunately Simone's dad was a sailor and gave Simone several sexualy transmited diseases, and Simone had to go be admitted into the hospital with a severe case of gonorohea. :p

luxxi 01-07-2004 15:16
Furtunatly here she met her future husband

:newyear:

freddie 01-07-2004 16:54
Unfortunately her future husband fails to inform her that he's really a woman.

Tom Violence 01-07-2004 16:57
Fortunately her future husband - Simona - was a Canadian citizen, so their wedding was legally able to proceed, and they enjoyed a pleasant ceremony in Saskatoon.

freddie 01-07-2004 17:00
Unfortunately Simone wasn't gay and she got bored with the perpetual artificialy induced erections.

luxxi 01-07-2004 17:10
Fortunately they taped themselves having sex and sold tape to porn company

:newyear:

kishkash 01-07-2004 17:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Violence
Fortunately her future husband - Simona - was a Canadian citizen, so their wedding was legally able to proceed, and they enjoyed a pleasant ceremony in Saskatoon.
Saskatoon? :bum: is anything pleasant there? :p

freddie 01-07-2004 17:17
Unfortunaltely it signaled the end of their marriage, cause Simona decided to pursue a porn career.

luxxi 01-07-2004 17:22
Fortunately so did Simon

:newyear:

freddie 01-07-2004 17:31
Unfortunaltely Simon's dead and buried by now. Fortunately Luxxi probably meant Simone... but unfortunately Simone doesn't do good in the porn industy cause she's not a screamer.

luxxi 01-07-2004 17:50
Fortunatly she's neither a sweater. :lol:

:newyear:

freddie 01-07-2004 17:52
Unfortunately you need to sweat a lot in modern porn.

Kate 01-07-2004 21:53
Fortunately Simone's agent knew a guy who knew a guy who knew some people who practiced illegal sweat-pore transplant surgery. :gigi:

Unplugged 01-07-2004 23:02
Unfortunately, the guy demanded 1 million dollars for the surgery and Simone's agent couldn't afford it.

crni 01-07-2004 23:03
fortunately, simone's agent found some old simone's friend who just happend to have the necessary million ;)

Unplugged 01-07-2004 23:05
Unfortunately, Simone's friend said he would only give them the million if Simone would give him a rimjob every day for 1 year.

crni 01-07-2004 23:07
fortunately for her friend, simone accepted the "trade" :D

Unplugged 01-07-2004 23:11
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eewww, she accepted to lick one guy's anus for a ONE whole year?! What a cheap slut! :lol:

Unfortunately, Simone's agent ran away with the money, leaving Simone in misery with not enough to sweat to turn on the porn viewers during the sex.

Kate 01-07-2004 23:14
Fortunately... *tries to think of something PG-13* Simone got an offer to star opposite Tom Cruise and play a role of a porn star who suffered from the lack of sweat. A drama/romance.


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