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Furtunatly here she met her future husband
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Unfortunately her future husband fails to inform her that he's really a woman.
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Fortunately her future husband - Simona - was a Canadian citizen, so their wedding was legally able to proceed, and they enjoyed a pleasant ceremony in Saskatoon.
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Unfortunately Simone wasn't gay and she got bored with the perpetual artificialy induced erections.
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Fortunately they taped themselves having sex and sold tape to porn company
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Unfortunaltely it signaled the end of their marriage, cause Simona decided to pursue a porn career.
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Fortunately so did Simon
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Unfortunaltely Simon's dead and buried by now. Fortunately Luxxi probably meant Simone... but unfortunately Simone doesn't do good in the porn industy cause she's not a screamer.
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Fortunatly she's neither a sweater. :lol:
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Unfortunately you need to sweat a lot in modern porn.
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Fortunately Simone's agent knew a guy who knew a guy who knew some people who practiced illegal sweat-pore transplant surgery. :gigi:
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Unfortunately, the guy demanded 1 million dollars for the surgery and Simone's agent couldn't afford it.
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fortunately, simone's agent found some old simone's friend who just happend to have the necessary million ;)
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Unfortunately, Simone's friend said he would only give them the million if Simone would give him a rimjob every day for 1 year.
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fortunately for her friend, simone accepted the "trade" :D
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eewww, she accepted to lick one guy's anus for a ONE whole year?! What a cheap slut! :lol: Unfortunately, Simone's agent ran away with the money, leaving Simone in misery with not enough to sweat to turn on the porn viewers during the sex. |
Fortunately... *tries to think of something PG-13* Simone got an offer to star opposite Tom Cruise and play a role of a porn star who suffered from the lack of sweat. A drama/romance.
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