Neve Campbell :heart: , Denise Richards :love: , Cate Blanchett :rose:

Q
Ever had aliens abduct you and insert you an anal probe which later turned out to be giant satelite dish? :ill:

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A: Um, not that I can remember :no:

Q: If you could punch someone right now, who'd it be? And why?

Aliens who go around inserting people an anal probe which later turn out to be giant satelite dish because they go around inserting people an anal probe which later turn out to be giant satelite dish. :nunu:

Q
Who farted? :spy:

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A: My cat :laugh:

Q: If you could send a member of your family or acquaintances to outer space so they don't piss you off anymore, who would it be? :D

The list soooooooo long.......

Q
Don't aliens have anything better to do than insert people an anal probe which later turn out to be giant satelite dish? :bebebe:

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A: Of course they do. They also make viruses and them come here and place them so we can get sick, die and they can later occupy our planet :spy: *conspiracy theory*

Q: Do you believe in aliens?

Hell yes. They abducted me and inserted me an anal probe which later turned out to be giant satelite dish. :help:

Q
What should one do when they are abducted by aliens and had inserted an anal probe which later turns out to be giant satelite dish. :(

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A: Destroy the probe which later turns out to be a giant satellite dish :yes:

Q: Is luxxi obsessed with guns because he wants to kill aliens? :spy:

No, luxxi is focus of the aliens because he likes guns. :grustno:

Q
How does one destroy anal probe which later turned out to be giant satelite dish? :help:

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A: I don't know :dknow: :( Call NASA and ask for help, I bet they know :yes: :heh:

Q: What's your favorite planet of our galaxy [besides Earth, obviously]?

Qo'NoS

Q
How is your Blood Wine?

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A: Bloody... :confused:

Q: why are girls so hard to read sometimes? Isn't it annoying? :bum:

Because they use their own scrip, womanish, which is hard to decipher. :spy:

Q
Ever had any bone broken?

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Klingon drink. You pathetic humans have a lot to learn about glorious Klingon Empire.

A: No

Q: What would you do if your grandma tried to rape you?

A: shove an "anal probe which later turn out to be giant satelite dish" in her ass!

Q: what kind of question was THAT?! :( :D

a: perverted! :p

q: when was the last time you kicked someone's ass?

A: In the 9th grade, some guy was pissing me off ... That was the last time. I'm generally not a violent person, but he was asking for it :nunu:

Q: How about you? :spy: :p

a: i don't think i ever kicked anyone's ass (nor mine was kicked). fights are for wimps :p

q: have you ever sweared a parent? :spy:

When somebody made a funny remark about my alien anal probe which later turned into giant satelite dish. :nunu:

Q
Ever peed in the shower? :grustno:

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EDIT: :no:

A: Yes :D

Q: Ever had sex in the shower? :heh: