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Old 13-11-2004, 21:36   #41
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Fortunatly they came alive as zombie-seeds

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Old 13-11-2004, 21:52   #42
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Unfortunately, zombie seeds couldn't germinate either.
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Old 13-11-2004, 22:05   #43
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Fortunatly there was another nuclear explosion and seeds could germiwhatever.

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Old 13-11-2004, 22:56   #44
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Unfortunately Funky Pumpkin didn't give a crap about his seeds 'cause he couldn't even remember the names of all the ho's he'd screwed.
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Old 13-11-2004, 23:02   #45
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Fortunately... (what in the world can be fortunate in the situation?)... anyway, as I was saying... Fortunately Funky Pumpkin decided to adopt one of his seeds cuz he liked being a father.
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Old 13-11-2004, 23:03   #46
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Unfortunately he adopted the schizophrenic seed who thought he was in fact a banana.
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Old 13-11-2004, 23:13   #47
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Lmao.

Fortunately, Funky Pumkin had connections at the church, and the Wacky Banana became a nun (it was a "she").
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Old 13-11-2004, 23:24   #48
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Unfortunately, Wacky Banana started feeling strangely attracted to the other nuns, so she went to the priest and told him all about it. She also thought she was Jesus.

Funky Pumpkin was informed by the priest and decided he couldn't take it anymore. He started thinking about plastic surgery - maybe someone could transform him into a tomato so he wouldn't have to face all of this?
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Old 13-11-2004, 23:25   #49
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Fortunately, he found a plastic surgeon who agreed to do the operation for free since Funky Pumkin was an interesting case from a medical point of view.
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Old 13-11-2004, 23:31   #50
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Unfortunatly FP was alergic to plastic so plastic surgery was not a option.

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Old 13-11-2004, 23:35   #51
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Fortunately Funky Pumpkin got the idea that he could have a facetransplant - from a cow.
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Unforunately, the horns of the cow were too heavy for the FP and after the transplant he couldn't move...
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Fortunately he saw them off

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Unfortunately he failed to saw them off.
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Fortunately he got in a car accident (that's very fortunate don't you think? ), and sadly the doctors had to amputate his horns because they could not be saved.
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Old 14-11-2004, 00:16   #56
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Unfortunately that put FP into a terrible depression - he didn't feel "horny" anymore.
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Fortunately FP knew some people that knew some people, so as soon as they found out he was depressed they quickly coughed up some cash and bought him some drugs.
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Unfortunately, the horns grew back due to the side effects of the drugs and FP felt horny again and had unprotected sex which led to him getting Pumpkin AIDS.
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Old 14-11-2004, 00:29   #59
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Fortunatly pumpkin AIDS makes pumpkins ultra smart

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Old 21-11-2004, 16:45   #60
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Unfortunatly FP got another type which doesn't.

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Come on people, let's get this show on the road once again.


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