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11-03-2004, 04:43
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Why athletes cant have real jobs
WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS:
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." ............................ New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." .......................... And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." .................................................. ........ Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." ........ Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." .................................................. ........ Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful) .................................................. ........ Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." ................................................ Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton." .... Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes." .............................. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." .................................................. ........ Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January) .................................................. ........ Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'" ............................ Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject |
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11-03-2004, 05:14
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Saaaaad.
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11-03-2004, 06:13
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oh, i can not remove the grin from my face.... hahahahaha
thanks Ypsidan |
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11-03-2004, 15:13
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Gimme some sugar!
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geeze...
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11-03-2004, 15:22
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LMAO
*Prepares to copy/paste the best ones to msn later* |
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11-03-2004, 17:01
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I don't waste my time
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LOL When I first looked, I thought I had read "Why athletes can't have real boobs"
 Then I was like "Doh! JOBS!..."Anyway, thanks, that was funny Quote:
That's such a typical line for dumb jocks!
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12-03-2004, 04:31
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Something that was omitted from the list:
"I don't remember the names of the clubs we went to" - Los Angeles Laker Shaquille O'Neal, when asked if he visited the Parthenon while in Greece |
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17-03-2004, 17:46
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23-03-2004, 02:57
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More stupid sayings, but not sports related. We could turn this into a dumb quotes thread. Check out the rest of this site too. It's real good.
 http://www.digitalbitterness.com/mod...hp?storyid=122 |
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23-03-2004, 10:04
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20. "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
--from a guest directory at a Japanese hotel, 1991 LMAO!! Those Japanese people always make me laugh.
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25-03-2004, 07:39
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haha they were great!
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