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11-10-2003, 15:44 | #21 |
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i actually liked this song..but the vid was a lil to risque for my tastes
Closer - Nine Inch Nails you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you help me I broke apart my insides, help me Ive got no soul to sell help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god through every forest, above the trees within my stomach, scraped off my knees I drink the honey inside your hive you are the reason I stay alive |
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17-10-2003, 07:26 | #22 |
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Chocolate Salty Balls Two tablespoon's of cinnamon, and two or three egg whites. A half a stick of butter. Melted stick it all in a bowl baby. Stir it with a wooden spoon. Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon. Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth. Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls stick em in your mouth, and suck em! Suck on my chocolate salted balls, they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you. So suck on my balls. Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate, and a half a cup of brandy. You throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla. Grease up the cookie sheet. Cause I hate when my balls stick. Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth. Suck on my chocolate salted balls. Put em in your mouth, and suck em! Suck on my chocolate salted balls, there packed full of goodness, high in fiber. Suck on my balls. [sniff, sniff, sniff] Hey, wait a minute. What's that smell. Smell like something burning. Well that don't confront me none. Long as I get my rent paid on Friday. Baby you better get back in the kitchen. Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion. Oh man baby, baby! You just burned my balls! Help me, my balls on fire baby my balls are burning give me some water! Pour some water on me! my balls are burning oh my goodness, I'm blow'n I'm blow'n do somethin Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls. Put em in your mouth, and suck em! They're on fire baby! Suck on my chocolate salted balls, put em out baby, blow ohh Suck on my balls baby Suck on my balls baby Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls come on baby woo, woo suck on my balls. [blow blow] |
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17-10-2003, 18:27 | #23 |
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'Parental Guidance' - by Violent Delight
Well I say, Well I say one thing And then it ends up another And I can’t be bothered Cause today, Well it could be the first But then it could be the worst Cause I heard my parents f*cking I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Bet you don’t know what your parents do Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Everyone knows that their parents screw Late one night, woke up to get some water But I heard my parents trying for another daughter Didn’t think my Dad could still get it up But from the noises they were making someone was sure getting f*cked Yeah, yeah, yeah, what’s wrong with you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's nothing new Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gran likes it too! Yeah, yeah, yeah, When I’m that old I’m gonna do it too! When I was watching the telly I looked up at Dad’s shelf and saw some KY Jelly Well the thoughts, well they weren’t a lot fun When you get the funny feeling mummy takes it up the bum. Well I guess, It’s cause of I’m them I’m here But before I go on, I should make one thing clear How could they ever put me through this Cause seeing your parents f*cking is worse than drinking piss And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Bet you don’t know what your parents do Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Everyone knows that their parents screw |
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17-10-2003, 18:54 | #24 | |
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17-10-2003, 19:59 | #25 |
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I actualy wanted to post this in the begining of the lonely hearts thread but I decided against it. This is a better opportunity for it I think.
Lets just say that this song made me laugh in the time when I was very, very sad. She Has A Girlfriend Now - Reel Big Fish She has a girlfriend now She has a girlfriend now She has a girlfriend now, she said "guys don't do no more for me" "you never loved me, like i wanted you to" "i loved you baby, what do you want me to do?" She said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand She said she found someone who's gonna understand She don't need nobody to be her man She don't need nobody to be her man I never thought it would end like this Just because i've got no tits I'll shave my legs, I'll wear a bra I'll even cut my penis Off for you... She has a Girlfriend Now. |
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18-10-2003, 00:42 | #26 | |
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18-10-2003, 04:07 | #27 |
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Gay - Stephen Lynch
Here we are, dear old friend You and I, drunk again Laughs have been had, and tears have been shed Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head But if I were gay I would give you my heart And if I were gay You'd be my work of art And if I were gay We should swim in romance But I'm not gay So get your hand outta my pants It's not that I don't care - I do I just don't see myself in you Another time, another scene I'd be right behind you If you know what I mean 'cos If I were gay I would give you my soul And if I were gay I would give you my whole - being And if I were gay We would tear down the walls But I'm not gay So won't you stop cupping my... hand We've never hugged, We've never kissed, I've never been intimate with your fist But you have opened brand new doors Get over here and drop... your... drawers. - - - - - Hermaphrodite - also by Stephen Lynch She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, she's got less She's got her manhood tucked in her dress Is she a mister or is she a miss? Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy When I try to please her, I get poked in the eye She wears lace and she wears flannel She watches football and the lifetime channel What's that bulge under her nightie? It must be Hermaphrodite Some things are white, some things are black - Some girls where makeup, mine shaves her back But she is still beautiful, she is still fine It's too bad her package is bigger than mine She can't help her imperfections She gets jock itch from her yeast infection Who stole all my tightie whities? It must be Hermaphrodite - - - - - Special Ed - and still, Stephen Lynch When I was a boy of ten, I had a very best friend Ed was kind, with good intent But just a little different Oh, Special Ed, Mamma dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright, instead He's a little bit special, just a little bit special We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt I liked math and the spelling bee Ed like talking to a tree Oh, Special Ed, Mamma dropped him on his head Now she keeps him in the shed 'Cos he's a little bit special, just a little bit special I ran track, hung out in malls Ed ran headfirst into walls I had girls and lots of clothes Ed had names for all his toes Oh, Special Ed, Mamma dropped him on his head Now he thinks he's a piece of bread 'Cos he's a little bit special, just a little bit special One day talking to Special Ed, He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head And as he laughed at me, that's when I knew That Special Ed'd just made me special, too Now I laugh as I count bugs I give strangers great big hugs Next to me, Ed is fine Yeah, he's a fuckin' Einstein Special Ed - and me, Now we're not right in the head - you see, Now we're not so bright, instead We're a little bit special, just a little bit special, That fucker Ed made me special, Just a little bit... Just a little bit... special. // Loki |
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18-10-2003, 20:09 | #28 |
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'Transmission' - by Violent Delight
On the street late at night, Short skirt, skin tight "What you want?" she said "Ten quid"...money spent, Trousers down in the dark, Caught a feel of something hard. "What's that" I didn't say, I carried on anyway... Every weekend is the same, over and over again, On the streets and in the alleys Will I never ever learn? Although I'm always getting burned, Why do I end up with a tranny? After that, I'm high, having such a good time, I think I've scored til I find, A little bulge between the thighs. Two balls, fake boobs, I've made a wrong move She says "Goodbye" and I've done another guy... Every weekend is the same, over and over again, On the streets and in the alleys Will I never ever learn? Although I'm always getting burned, Why do I end up with a tranny? It's over now, he's gone. But is it really that wrong? I guess it's hard to admit, That I'm quite into dick. Does it mean that I'm gay? I don't care either way. Real girls are hard to find, If he can do it, so can I. |
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19-10-2003, 17:53 | #29 |
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Bobby Brown - Frank Zappa
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest boy in town My car is fast, my teeth is shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie Here I am at a famous school I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her Oh God I am the American dream I do not think I'm too extreme An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich (get a good get a good get a good get a good job) Women's Liberation Came creepin' across the nation I tell you people I was not ready When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie She made a little speech then, Aw, she tried to make me say "when" She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick Oh God I am the American dream But now I smell like Vaseline An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which (I wonder wonder wonder wonder) So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Got a job doin' radio promo An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo Eventually me 'n' a friend Sorta drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour on the tower of power 'Long as I gets a little golden shower Oh God I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream An' I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!" Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic! Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic And my name is Watch me now, I'm goin down, And my name is Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc. |
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20-10-2003, 18:32 | #30 |
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'Hell Yeah' - by The Bloodhound Gang
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T. V. Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible Thou shall make fun of Hindus, thou shall not make a "Speed 2" If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no Hell yeah! If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip - Flops Thou shall sit and thou shall spin, thou shall even wife swap Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose" If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no Hell yeah! And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross I'll tell them I found Jesus, that should throw them off He goes by the name 'Hey-soos' and steals hubcaps from cars Oh Jesus, can I borrow your crowbar? To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt Crucified and all I got was this lousy T - shirt "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged Yeah that's what I would do if I were God So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven" With creepy threats of H - E - Double - Hockey - Sticks You just can't teach an old God new tricks But would I be a good Messiah with my low self - esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade Yeah that's what I would do if I were God. |
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22-10-2003, 06:58 | #31 |
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Cleopatra's Cat -- Spin Doctors
Cleopatra’s favorite cat Got his hands on caesar’s spats The heat was on as you could see So he front ’em to mark antony. Said, "my girlfriend’s cat is smarter than me." Caesar had an eye for clothes He saw them spats and said, "i like those." Caesar had no thing to say, except, "jesu christi domine, Et tu, brute, Jesu christi domine, Et tu, brute." The senate tried to sympathize It was the cat they should despise Informant told his whereabouts Centurions to seek him out Centurions! there go the centurions. Brutus had to turn his head When this cat done went and said, "if he’s got this thing for shoes, He just might be ambitious, too. They got holidays all in his name, And all a tyrant needs is fame. Those fascists don’t play pretty games Egypt is the place to be... But rome is a democracy. Rome!" Caesar never got them back ’cause they killed his ass in the second act. Brutus spoke, then antony: Said, "my girlfriend’s cat is smarter than me. Friends, romans, can’t you see My girlfriend’s cat is smarter than me Egypt’s biggest rivalry: Cleopatra’s cat and me." |
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28-10-2003, 22:33 | #32 |
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‘Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me’ – by The Bloodhound Gang
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin' I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' But why's everybody always pickin' on me? ”Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne” But why's everybody always pickin' on me? ”Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983” But why's everybody always pickin' on me? ”Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee” But why's everybody always pickin' on me? ”Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby” Why's everybody always pickin' on me? Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you So back me up Bill “yea and you're ugly too!” So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans And my mirror never lies but it always verifies I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink And that might be 'cause everybody calls me ‘Shrinky Dink’ I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged But why's everybody always pickin' on me? ”Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties” But why's everybody always pickin' on me? ”Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee” But why's everybody always pickin' on me? ”Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady” But why's everybody always pickin' on me? ”You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky” Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm But why's everybody always pickin' on me? ”Cause no one likes you monkey boy!” |
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30-10-2003, 01:51 | #33 |
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Spaceman -- Babylon Zoo
Pungent smells They consummante my home Beyond the blackhorizon Trying to take control See my girl She shivers in her bones The sun and zenith rising Trying to take us all There's a fire between us So where is your god There's a fire between us I can't get off the carousel, I can't get off the carousel, I can't get off the carousel, I can't get off this world This sickening taste Homophobic jokes Images of fascist votes Beam me up, 'Cause I can't breath Spaceman, I always wanted you to go, Into Space man (Intergalacticchrist) It's time to terminate The great white world Morbid fascinations television Takes control Decimation different races fall Electronic information, Tampers with your soul The sun and zenith rising Trying to take us There's a fire between us So where is your god There's a fire between us I can't get off the carousel, I can't get off the carousel, I can't get off the carousel, I can't get off this world This sickening taste Homophobic jokes Images of fascist votes Beam me up, 'Cause I can't breath. Spaceman, I always wanted you to go, Into Space man (Intergalacticchrist) ! |
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