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15-11-2003, 20:38
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pie crust
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Funny Ebay Auctions
I think I posted about a guy who was selling his ex-wife's toys before.. And now I'm back with even more funny stuff..
First we have the Hurricane Wind Auction! Yes, this is REAL hurricane wind, believe it or not! It's from the hurricane Isabel and is captured by the 'Cane Capturers- the only ones to bring you "real" hurricane atmosphere!!! 'Cane Capturers is not responsible for any damages caused by release of the contents of this bag. Comes with a certificate of authenticity This thing went for 123.50 US dollars! I shall quit school and sell empty bags claiming it is "real hurricane atmosphere"  --- And now something for all the guys (and girls..) .. Drumroll please! *Drumroll* A girl's phone number!!!! You can win this fantastic phone number! She is not a model, but she doesn't look bad either! (That's what she said herself)! Forget about my collecting-hurricanes-career.. THIS is what I wanna do! --- I know you are now sitting in your chairs, waiting impatiently for the next item! Well, thou shalt wait no more! This is the HAUNTED PAPER CLIP!!! Don't run away yet pholks, it cannot hurt you unless you have it! Here is a picture of the paperclip trying to stab the eye out of the seller! --- And last but CERTAINLY not least, we have the Nipple Bread! Forget about those topless chicks in Europe, this is your opportunity! |
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15-11-2003, 21:00
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the unattainable kish
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LMFAO! Haunted paperclip? nipple bread???
People will try and sell any junk  thanks for the chuckles... |
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15-11-2003, 21:05
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LMFAO@how many hits the page has got...  Nipple bread...  Well thanks for that Monny 
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15-11-2003, 21:06
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viva la scientology!
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 Never before have i seen such an evil paperclip!I remember a while back some guy tried to sell his virginity on Ebay. No joke! I don't think they allowed him to, but I don't see why not. 
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15-11-2003, 21:14
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pie crust
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cirrus, selling virginity, eh? *plays with non-existant beard* Hmmm...
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16-11-2003, 01:48
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Sad Little Monkey
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I'd go for the girls number... but what to do with it? Call her? Then what?
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16-11-2003, 01:50
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damm, that paperclip is really scary.
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16-11-2003, 02:17
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I'm amazed that someone is willing to pay 54 dollars for a phone number. I mean, you can hire a real professional for that price.
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16-11-2003, 02:49
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Haha... Thanks for the laughs QueenBee!
And people actually bought all those things. I guess you can sell anything on E-Bay. I wonder if the buyer opened the bag of hurrican wind? I would have.. |
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16-11-2003, 03:24
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Anyway, I think those winning bidders must be wanted now as they have most likely disappeared [only in America]
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16-11-2003, 07:46
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Harrumph.
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LMAO, hearing everyone being scared of the paperclip makes me laugh so much.
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16-11-2003, 07:58
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Hahaha!
this is such a cool thread... lmao.Anyone bidding on the haunted paperclip? It's gonna go soon, don't miss your chance to buy the paperclip of the year. You can shoot a movie about it, write a book, write a play, sell marchandise... YOU CAN BUILD A BUSINESS!!!
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16-11-2003, 08:25
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Harrumph.
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But the paperclip'll want money for all of that! I'm not paying one cent to that murderous paperclip! *Puffles and turns away.*
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16-11-2003, 12:39
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pie crust
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darje, I don't think it's so safe to discriminate paperclips like that! It might haunt you during the night because of what you just said! *Moves away from darje and pretends she doesn't know her*
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17-11-2003, 15:11
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Re: Funny Ebay Auctions
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 She doesn't even look that good."Hey, I gotta make money somehow" Quote:
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