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Old 01-07-2004, 03:16   #21
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fortunately simon was already out and unconscious as his airway had been blocked by the extreme swelling of his windpipe from the repeated tissue exposure
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Old 01-07-2004, 03:30   #22
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Unfortunately Simon's fellow passengers were trying to revive him so he could feel the weight of their wrath.
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Old 01-07-2004, 03:31   #23
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Fortunately, Simon was wearing four extra jumpers so as to not have to pay excess baggage. Therefore, when they woke him, he could barely feel their blows.
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Old 01-07-2004, 03:33   #24
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Unfortunately the four extra jumpers were somewhat constricting and the horrible swelling began to make them split under the strain.
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Old 01-07-2004, 03:39   #25
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Fortunately Simon's mom came onto the plane and asked him to go home with her.
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Old 01-07-2004, 03:42   #26
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Unfortunately Simon's mom had enjoyed an incestuous relationship with her son for the last four years and her insatiable sexual appetite meant that his fragile psychological state was to be imperilled yet again.
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Old 01-07-2004, 03:44   #27
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Fortunately Simon's dad has filed a restriction order to keep his wife away from Simon.
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Old 01-07-2004, 03:46   #28
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Unfortunately, she had clearly broken that restriction, as she was now on the plane asking Simon to come home with her.
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Old 01-07-2004, 03:48   #29
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Fortunately Simson was now a teenager, and since his mom abused him when he was very young, he didn't recognise her. She was just a hot woman to him.
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Old 01-07-2004, 03:50   #30
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Unfortunately, Simon's childhood trauma had left him permenently unable to sustain an errection, so he felt inadaquate in the face of his mother's amorous advances.
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Old 01-07-2004, 03:52   #31
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Fortunately his mother found a medicine to cure his erection problem, cuz she wanted some action.
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Old 01-07-2004, 04:12   #32
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Unfortunately, Simon's mother - Simone's - voracious sexual appetite meant that she overdid it somewhat and started to feel sudden knifing pains in her chest.
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Old 01-07-2004, 04:20   #33
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Fortunately she realised early on that it were her breat implants - their change date was overdue.
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Old 01-07-2004, 04:28   #34
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Unfortunately Simon panicked, dismounted his mother as fast as Frankie Dettori after winning the Prix de l' Arc de Triomphe, and in so doing cracked his head open against the bedside table.
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Fortunately Simon had a long-lost brother, Solomon, and after getting her breats fixed, his mother Simone went to look for him.
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Old 01-07-2004, 04:43   #36
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Unfortunately, Simone's narcissism meant that she paid no attention whatsoever to Simon's cracked head, so some 3 days later he lay in the same spot - dead from his injuries.
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Old 01-07-2004, 09:40   #37
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Fortunately Simon had a really cool funeral at which everyone got something nice to eat and drink.

*I'm so cold blooded*
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Old 01-07-2004, 09:59   #38
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Unfortunately, prawns were on the buffet menu (you've always got to be careful with seafood, you know) and Simon's brother Solomon went down with a nasty case of food-poisoning, leaving him unable to sate Simone's nocturnal desires.
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Old 01-07-2004, 10:05   #39
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Fortunately Simone's father, Salvador, was in town for the funeral of his grandson, and although he was *smaller*, Simone was willing to go to this great extent to satisfy her desires...

*Lol. One big, happy family we are making up, arn't we? *
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Quote:
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*Lol. One big, happy family we are making up, arn't we? *
Aside: Which reminds me of the sick quip - moderators, feel free to delete - I came from a really close family: I always knew when my sister had her period because you could taste the blood on Dad's dick. I know....terrible.
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