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[QueenOfLesbania]

couldn't think of anywhere else to post this cos it's really just a laugh
JoJo - Too Little Too Late (Spanish Version)
dear god!!!

[Obie]

Originally Posted by QueenOfLesbania

couldn't think of anywhere else to post this cos it's really just a laugh
JoJo - Too Little Too Late (Spanish Version)
dear god!!!

Really, I don't find it hilarious ,,, maybe I'm so used to such kind of singing.....

[the unforgiven]

I've just received the best myspace bulletin ever

As A Mom Passes Her Daughter's Closed Bedroom Door, She Heard A Strange Buzzing Noise Coming From Within. Opening The Door, She Observed Her Daughter Giving Herself A Real Workout With A Vibrator. Shocked, She Asked: what In The World Are You Doing?"

The Daughter Replied: "mom, I'm Thirty-five Years Old, Unmarried, And This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband! Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone."

The Next Day, The Girl's Father Heard The Same Buzz Coming From The Other Side Of The Closed Bedroom Door. Upon Entering The Room, He Observed His Daughter Making Passionate Love To Her Vibrator. To His Query As To What She Was Doing, The Daughter Said: "dad I'm Thirty-five, Unmarried, And This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband. Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone."

A Couple Days Later, Mom Came Home From A Shopping Trip, Placed The Groceries On The Kitchen Counter, And Heard That Buzzing Noise Coming From, Of All Places, The Living Room. She Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband Sitting On The Couch, Downing A Cold Beer, And Staring At The TV The Vibrator Was Next To Him On The Couch, Buzzing Like Crazy.

The Wife Asked: "what The Hell Are You Doing?" The Husband Replied: "I'm Watching Football - With My Son-in-law."

so hilarious!! I can't stop laughing

[the unforgiven]

Spider drug test LMAO

[Kyro]

Originally Posted by the unforgiven

Spider drug test

LOL I love it! I saw it a while ago, and I was gonna post it, but I forgot... I love the caffeine spider, it's crazy!

[freddie]

>> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
>> (written by kids)
>>
>> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
>> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
>> the chips and dip coming.
>> -- Alan, age 10
>>
>> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
>> marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
>> who you're stuck with.
>> -- Kristen, age 10
>>
>> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>>
>> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
>> then.
>> -- Camille, age 10
>>
>> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>> You might have to guess, based o n whether they seem to be yelling at
>> the same kids.
>> -- Derrick, age 8
>>
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>> Both don't want any more kids.
>> -- Lori, age 8
>>
>> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
>>
>> each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>> -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>>
>> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
>> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
>> -- Martin, age 10
>>
>> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
>> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
>> -- Craig, age 9
>>
>> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>> When they're
>>rich.
>> -- Pam, age 7
>>
>> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>> that.
>> - - Curt, age 7
>>
>> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
>> them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>> -- Howard, age 8
>>
>> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
>> to clean up after them.
>> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>>
>> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE
>>DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>> -- Kelvin, age 8
>>
>> And the #1 Favorite is........
>> HOW WOULD YOU MAK E A MARRIAGE WORK?
>> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck hit
>> her.
>> -- Ricky, age 10

[the unforgiven]

awesomeness! kids are the best

Originally Posted by freddie

>> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>> You might have to guess, based o n whether they seem to be yelling at
>> the same kids.
>> -- Derrick, age 8

my fav'

[QueenOfLesbania]

Robbie Williams - She's Madonna
my goodness; he's even less attractive in drag thumbs up for having the guts though..

[mary_lovesyulia]

julia and lena exchanging hair jaja
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o...ajajajajaj.jpg

[forre]

Rockin' family

[Fanni]

8MM2

David (Jonathon Schaech, SUZANNE'S DIARY FOR NICHOLAS) is a young politician with a promising career and a beautiful fiancée, Tish (Lori Heuring, RUNAWAY JURY). But when the young couple engages in a ménage-ŕ-trois with a gorgeous model (Zita Görög, UNDERWORLD), they stand to lose everything, as an unknown extortionist has evidence of David's indiscretion. As the blackmailer pumps David for exorbitant sums, the ambitious young man enters the seedy realm of Budapest's porn world, trying to track down his tormenter. But when David is kidnapped, he stands to lose more than just his career, and it's up to Tish to find him before he forfeits his life as well.

http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6976906

hungary star: zita görög. she is beautiful !!
zita görög pics:
http://www.kepfeltoltes.hu/051224/bs...toltes.hu_.jpg
http://www.stop.hu/pict/belso/2005/0...ita2_kicsi.jpg

http://zitagorog.atw.hu/

[the unforgiven]

BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking...... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
Offtop:
that's my fav! so hilarious

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! < /I>
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

HELLLOOOOOO…..,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”

[freddie]

Israel bombs lesbians. Jesus Christ what's next.

Me and a lesbian friend from Israel were laughing our asses off at this one. I keep imagining Israeli jet fighters deployed saying stuff like: "Lesbians at 3 o'clock.. fire when ready."

[freddie]

Lizzy the Lezzie!

[the unforgiven]

Originally Posted by freddie

Lizzy the Lezzie!

best thing ever! I can't stop laughing

[mary_lovesyulia]

look at Lena´s face !!
http://gallery.tatushow.com/displayi...lbum=36&pos=14

[Kyro]

Originally Posted by mary_lovesyulia

look at Lena´s face !!

LOL I'm not sure if that's more funny or scary!

[haku]

Originally Posted by freddie

Lizzy the Lezzie!

Good stuff.


Microsoft has released Vista, make the right choice people.

[the unforgiven]

tribute to saved by the bell brokeback style
this is hilarious

[QueenOfLesbania]

wow, saved by the bell... talk about a blast from the past.. i used to watch that when i was in my teens...
thanks the unforgiven