Q & A game (Part 2)

[crni]

a: one of the jackasses

q: jackass... great or bs?

[Unplugged]

A: I think it's pretty stupid

Q: Do you have a happy family?

[Crampaholic]

A: nope
Q: do u think ur a good fuck?

[Unplugged]

A: If I'm with someone I love, sure

Q: Can you cook? What food can you cook best?

[luxxi]

A/Q Is opening a can of tuna considered cooking?

[Unplugged]

A: No And I hate tuna

Q: If you don't cook, who cooks for you?

[luxxi]

The guys who cook at food delivery companies

Q
If little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, why do they taste like chicken?

[Unplugged]

A/Q Who said they tasted like chicken?

[luxxi]

I did

Q
So, why?

[Unplugged]

A: Because some kind of chicken contains sugar, spice and everything nice?

Q: Have you seen Lilya 4-ever? If yes, what did you think of it

[transcend]

A: Yes, and I thought it was very powerful and compelling.

Q: Unfortunately I missed the acclaimed Russian film "The Return" which was showing at my local cinema this week. Has anyone seen that one?

[Mossopp]

A: Nope. My local cinema is shite and refuses to show foreign movies.

Q: What band is better - CKY or HIM?

[Unplugged]

A: I don't know CKY, so I'll have to say HIM

Q: What do you think of soap operas about a teen guy who cheats on his girlfriend with her mother?

[kishkash]

A: sounds pretty generic to me

Q: does red wine make u horny?

[luxxi]

Only if drunk in large quantities by woman who then starts taking her clothes off.

Q
Do you think song "Girls just wanna have fun" is really about masturbation?

[Mossopp]

A: No, but 'She-Bop' by Cyndii Lauper is about "double-clicking your mouse".

Q: How long do you think it'll take before I sustain a major injury on my new skateboard?

[Unplugged]

A: You better be careful ... Hey I didn't know you were a skater!...

Q: Have you heard of Nadia Almada, the portuguese transexual who won Big Brother in the UK? If yes, what do you think of her?

[Mossopp]

A: I watched 'Big Brother' religiously this year so I am well aware of Nadia. I actually wanted Daniel Bryan to win but I was happy that Nadia won. I feel she deserved it and she really appreciates the acceptance that the public showed her by voting her the winner. I am proud to live in a country where a chainsmoking Portuguese transsexual with a bad temper can win a popular contest like 'Big Brother'!

Q: How did you find out about Nadia? Last time I brought up the subject of BB noone knew what I was talking about!

[Unplugged]

A: Well, ever since she entered Big Brother and people knew she was portuguese and a transsexual, it was all over the news here in Portugal! And now that she won, she's even more famous! So TVI (a portuguese TV channel) has even sent a team to London to convince her to come back to Portugal in October to star in a reality-show called "A Quinta das Celebridades" / "Celebrity Farm". Personally, I'd love to have her here on that show, I saw an interview with her on the same channel and she's really funny. I love the way she laughs, although I can also understand how people can find it annoying

Q: When did you realize tATu weren't real lesbians?

[Mossopp]

A: As soon as I saw them.

Q: Do they have 'Big Brother' in Portugal?