Fortunately - Unfortunately

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, Karen had some super-instant-glue and fixed it

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly glue wasn't as fast drying as they thought and was still active when Karen begun using it again so it got stuck in most inapropriate place.

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, they called the firemen who removed the dildo from Karen's private parts with the help of a firetorch

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly firetorch melted the dildo and melted dildo flowed even deeper

[Unplugged]

ewwwwwwwww

Fortunately, Karen went straight to the hospital and a ginecologist removed all melted pieces of dildo from her vagina, and after that he asked her on a date.

[luxxi]

Fortunatlly doctor's husband came to her office so Karen had to say no.

[Unplugged]

So the Doctor was gay and married? OK....

Fortunately, when Karen left the hospital she received new dildos as gifts from her stalkers

[luxxi]

Offtop:

Originally Posted by staringelf

So the Doctor was gay and married? OK....

No, he got sex change operation and got married.

Unfortunatly her stalker found somebody else to stalk and didn't return Karen's calls when she invited them for some intimate stalking.

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, Karen opened up a website on the Internet called "Sexual Stalking Exchange", where people with sexual stalking fetish could add personals and set up hot dates

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly Stalkers Inc. sued her for copyright violation

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, they lost the sue and Karen kept her website and released a new hit single entitled "I Wanna Stalk You", with a sexy choreography which consisted of Karen running after 300 chicks on stage and ripping their clothes off

[marina]

Unfortunately , Karen injured her knee during a video shoot and was hospitalized for a knee surgery

[luxxi]

Fortunatly the operation went well and crew made her large quantities of chicken soup.

[marina]

unfortunately , she was allergic and reacted badly to chicken

[luxxi]

fortunatly allergy wasnt as bad as she spend hours with 300 chickens on stage

[Unplugged]

Unfortunately, Karen had a psychotic chrisis and started killing chickens nonstop and was caught walking naked on the streets with too dead chickens in her hands, and was put away in a looney house.

[luxxi]

Fortunatly nurse fell in love with her and let her escape after AKren had hot sex with her

[marina]

Unfortunately , Karen was so drunk that night she couldn't run away far ...

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, she ran away far enough to find a filthy truck driver who accepted driving her to a motel if she gave him a blowjob

[luxxi]

Unfortunalty Karen misunderstood him and thought he wanted BJ now so she procedeed to do it and trucker caused accident.