Fortunately - Unfortunately

[luxxi]

fortunatly other wookies were drunk as well so they fell asleep as well

[marina]

Unfortunately I don't know what you are talking about ..so may I suggest they all woke up with horrific headache , heartburn and nausea within the minutes...

[luxxi]

fortunatly for them wookies decided to get drunk again

[rosh]

unfortunately there was a laxative in the alcohol ... and a long queue for the toilet

[luxxi]

fortunatly wookies decided not to wait for toilet

[crni]

unfortunately, they all got wet

[luxxi]

fortunatly saying "nothing stinks like wet wookie" was proven wrong.

[rosh]

unfortunately wet wookie stink involves poo ...

[luxxi]

fortunatly Karen was turned on by smell of wookie poo

[marina]

Unfortunately ,the whole experience was aided to by a nice breeze that kept the smell away and invited a whole lot of mosquitoes..

[luxxi]

forunatly Karen rembered anice recepie for mosquite steaks

[marina]

Unfortunately anice mosquitoes steaks can indeed be a delicacy, even if it is,of course, never low in fat.

[Kate]

Fortunately, Karen was not on a low fat diet. She liked unhealthy food, and decided to try her luck in selling the mosquito steak recipe to McDonald's.

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly folks at McD weren't interested

[Kate]

Fortunately, Karen slept with the manager and he agreed to buy her recipe for two and a half million dollars.

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly his wife came to bedroom then, saw them in bed, flipped out and killed him

[marina]

Fortunately , she liked Karen's wonderful mosquito steak recipe

[Kate]

Unfortunately, mosquitos became an endangered species by the time they got the paper work done and all.

[luxxi]

Fortunately scientists developed good cloning techniques so they started cloning them.

[marina]

Unfortunately , the ones that are cloned are valued as breeding stock, not as meat...